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disappointing mango

when you get excited about something but it turns out to be a massive let down.
waiting ages for a tv episode to air only to find its poo or filler material.
'disappointing mango'
by loveable duck April 12, 2010
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Slippery Mango

When a male inserts his genitalia in between a girls thighs. The girl must be fairly heavy-set. Instead of lube, a mango is cut in half and rubbed on the inner thighs. When the male is ready to orgasm, he ejaculates into the mango. The girl then proceeds to eat the mango.
Sam: Dude last night, I had the gnarliest slippery mango ever.
Rich: Dude that was my mom!!!
by ArielM December 16, 2011
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Mango

A large yellowish-red FRUIT.
Man, that sure is one strange mango.
by Werther November 20, 2002
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push mango

The act of slaying a girl in the ass with you dick.
"Dude I pushed the shit outa kellys mango!LITERTALLY!"
by Mark R. April 11, 2005
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Red Mango

A way to refer to sexual intercourse with a young Asian lady.
This girl offered me some red mango after class today so we hurried to her dorm room.
by Jake Factor May 28, 2008
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Mango Bone

The furry nasty middle bit of a mango which is definitely not a seed.
"Man I wish the shop still had boneless mangoes. Mango bones are disgusting."
by Skeletalchemy October 2, 2018
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Keep your mango's fresh

Said at the end of a conversation as a parting statement. Meant to imply that the other person should "take care" or to "keep it real"
Dude 1: anyway i have to go. I'll talk to you later.
Dude 2: alright dude
Dude 1: see you later, take care
Dude 2: Keep your mango's fresh
by Will.C April 11, 2009
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