HALF Man, HALF Bear and HALF Pig. (MBP)
ManBearPig is a mamal created by Al Gore the last American Vice President. MBP is explained as the "single biggest threat to our planet." MBP is known as the creature that "roams the earth alone." People suggest that MBP is not real, but Al Gore says "MBP is very real and I'm serial." MBP has large hooves where humans feet should be. Al Gore believes to have spotted MBP in a tourist attraction known as "Cave of the Winds" Located in South Park, Colorado. MBP dropings are similar to pig droppings...but more manbear like. MBP also smells like salfur of salmon like odors.
ManBearPig is a mamal created by Al Gore the last American Vice President. MBP is explained as the "single biggest threat to our planet." MBP is known as the creature that "roams the earth alone." People suggest that MBP is not real, but Al Gore says "MBP is very real and I'm serial." MBP has large hooves where humans feet should be. Al Gore believes to have spotted MBP in a tourist attraction known as "Cave of the Winds" Located in South Park, Colorado. MBP dropings are similar to pig droppings...but more manbear like. MBP also smells like salfur of salmon like odors.
by Ben Caruso October 11, 2007
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Formed from, and pertaining to the species defined as male. It may consist of anything from words or actions relating to the degradation of women. Found in the species know as male who are absent of cranial matter and any substantial penis size. The man^be^dick^us must use degradation to compensate for what God gave a goose and not him, but this rendering of the male species can hop on either foot.
Formed from, and pertaining to the species defined as male. It may consist of anything from words or actions relating to the degradation of women. Found in the species know as male who are absent of cranial matter and any substantial penis size. The man^be^dick^us must use degradation to compensate for what God gave a goose and not him, but this rendering of the male species can hop on either foot.
“Hey Leah, did you see that manbedickus just laugh about giving his girlfriend an angry sanchez after the donkey punch he gave her?” “Ya”, said Leah, “he really has a small dick, doesn't know how to use it and no brains hu? But he sure can hop fast on one leg."”
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me:yeh you are you look like a man you act like one and i swear your voice is breaking *shouts to year 8s* oi aint she a manbeast!
year8s:yeah wouldnt like to be seen with her!
rio hadland:fucking pricks im gonna fuck you up bad and then ill use my balls of steel to knock you out!!!!
me:see i told you
me:yeh you are you look like a man you act like one and i swear your voice is breaking *shouts to year 8s* oi aint she a manbeast!
year8s:yeah wouldnt like to be seen with her!
rio hadland:fucking pricks im gonna fuck you up bad and then ill use my balls of steel to knock you out!!!!
me:see i told you
by eddywierdbeard December 28, 2005
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Stephanie Hulme is a typical manbeast. She is incredibly spotty and ugly, has body hair and a monobrow. She smells and is a retard.
Stephanie Hulme is a typical manbeast. She is incredibly spotty and ugly, has body hair and a monobrow. She smells and is a retard.
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