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L1P: Bro, why does my ass hole itch so much?
Stormy: Not sure, didn't you just visit Strump for that anal waxing?
L1P: I did, but he must have left a bit of shadow moss behind.
Stormy: Not sure, didn't you just visit Strump for that anal waxing?
L1P: I did, but he must have left a bit of shadow moss behind.
by Joseph Nuggets July 08, 2022
When you pull out during sex to ejaculate onto the girls stomach and hit her in the face while remaining where you are, like a deep ball from Tom Brady to Randy Moss.
Dude # 1 : Man I Brady to Mossed that chick last night.
Dude # 2 : Sweet!
Dude # 1 : Ya she can't even get mad because what are the chances?
Dude # 2 : Sweet!
Dude # 1 : Ya she can't even get mad because what are the chances?
by Nickfromredcliff August 31, 2008
when a man thinks he is going to get a blowjob, he shaves his pubic region so much that small red spots begin to form on his pubic area
by jason woooper January 01, 2011
by Carpet Munch December 11, 2010
The second fastest land mammal behind the cheetah is the robin moss, a rare species of awesome which is half british half asian. It can be found in the south of England and migrates to Asia during the winter periods.
Person one: "damn you see that thing move?"
person two: "yeah was like robin moss, was so dang quick!!!"
person two: "yeah was like robin moss, was so dang quick!!!"
by Alastair Crocker. February 28, 2008
This is not known by true scousers but i am sorry to say it is in liverpool. population: Wools and little John
by Anthony Fayal February 07, 2005