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Mort

a dangerous war criminal and dictator. responsible for countless genocides and civil wars throughout his 32 year long reign. his most notable killing was the deaths of his 12 unnamed wives
oof, looks like Mort just committed another ethnic cleansing
by Lord Pilaf December 28, 2021
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mort

a sexual kink where you suck the living shit out of a tongue
Yeah man I'm into morting, that shii is HOT
by mama mort March 13, 2022
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Chao shuriken morte

What you say when the police dribble you into and out of the gulags for entertainment and torture you Les invasion de incompetant
Chao shuriken morte is a endless cycle that's caused by Homewood health center Canada building a Jewish ghetto downtown Guelph Ontario
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
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Mort

Is a term used for someone incredibly dumb who lacks life skills. They have a constant look of idiocy on their face and they may also look punchable since you spend most of your time trying to get them to understand you!

If you like repeating yourself speak to a mort. If you like loosing brain cells speak to a mort.
I had asked luca to bring the washing in so it didn’t get wet but instead he watered it with the hose and explained it needed a further rinse.. luca is such a mort, doesn’t do anything right.
by Anna wise January 29, 2022
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mort._vr

Mort VR is a tiktoker who just recently made up his account, he doesn't really post that much, but when he does, it's kinda funny. You should definitely give him a follow
Look, it's mort._vr I should follow him
by Mort._vr April 16, 2022
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petit morte

The term "petit morte" (little death in French) refers to the post orgasmic feeling of weakness and lowered state of consciousness.
Janet experienced un petit morte during a particulary passionate meeting with her lover.
by southernmimi April 21, 2022
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our cat mort is so cute!
by maddyj0417 May 12, 2021
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