Mort also known as NPC, usually given to people who say “Why are we like this” and use laughing emojis unironically
by juanjuan2007 July 17, 2022
by cobcob April 25, 2012
by mouthbreater July 06, 2021
A mort is someone that is unhygienic, a slut, a crack whore, everything bad all put into one,
A mort dosent care how she looks, how she dresses, who she hangs with & who she hangs out of!
The word mort is exactly like the word gronk! But mort is what you call females and gronk is for males!,
Its the worst thing to be called if your a female!
A mort dosent care how she looks, how she dresses, who she hangs with & who she hangs out of!
The word mort is exactly like the word gronk! But mort is what you call females and gronk is for males!,
Its the worst thing to be called if your a female!
Guy1
Did she just scat the stem of your pipe?
Guy 2
Yea she’s a fucking Mort!!
Oi whos that scatt mort!
Oi bruv she’s the biggest fucking mort around!
Did she just scat the stem of your pipe?
Guy 2
Yea she’s a fucking Mort!!
Oi whos that scatt mort!
Oi bruv she’s the biggest fucking mort around!
by Inkdup Aussie March 13, 2024
Me: Mort
My friend: what?
My friend: what?
by Yeetus mcpeetus December 01, 2019