napkin mohogany

also abbreivated as n.m

maybe people mistake this word for never mind or nothing much but its REAL defintion is napkin mohogany
a type of napkin made out of mohogany wood.... naturally

"NAPKIN MOHOGANY IS A REAL THING!!!!"

by airle starow June 20, 2009

Monogafair

when a person in an engagement or marriage has an affair with just one person as opposed to a Polygofair

Dan's mad because he found out his girlfriend, who's married, doesn't want to have a monogafair.

by Erimus March 31, 2009

monogawhore

Definition: a woman who indiscriminately searches for monogamy in all the wrong places, putting out every time, "just in case he's The One."

If you engage in regretful douching and frantic Kegels after having your heart broken, only to do it all over again as soon as the smell of vinegar dissipates, then you must be a monogawhore.

by Spicahontas May 9, 2011

Monogamous Getter Somer

One who is getting some from another exclusivley without being in a relationship.

Friend 1 - We are taking it slowly
Friend 2 - Sure, and it doesn't hurt that your getting

some EVERY night.
Friend 1 - Hey but at least I'm a Monogamous Getter Somer

by Negative Nate June 3, 2011

monogameat

Unwilling to mix meats within a single meal.

She wouldn't order the club sandwich, claiming monogameat.

by Stripper Horse November 7, 2013

Monogamate

A monogamous mate or partner. A term used to describe a boyfriend or girlfriend in an exclusive relationship. Ex: he's my monogamate. Ex: we are monogamated

They've been monogamated for 7 months.

by Plasmadynamic January 10, 2015

monogamous hole

It's a place where all the cheaters go when they've promised to never cheat again. A different specific version of "hell".

Tommy was sentenced to an afterlife
In the monogamous hole after a lifetime of breaking promises to many failed marriages.

by Zentastic January 26, 2018