neil mixer

Neil Mixer likes boobs, Long walks on the beach and chasing after people's trucks when they are trying to drive away from him. his main catch phrase is "HI IM NEIL"

person one : Dude look at that bitches tittays
person two: Don't be such a Neil mixer

by queenoffarts November 2, 2014

for the mixers

Used to describe a person who isn't half wise. A complete nut job whose only chance of redemption is to visit the mixers or the men in white coats.

That Seamus fellow is for the mixers. He came to work today wearing two ties and odd shoes.

by Gunggung December 5, 2013

Concrete Mixer

The act of sprinkling sand, cat litter, or actual quick-dry concrete mix into a female's anus to increase friction, then ejaculating, creating concrete. A professional version would involve allowing said cat litter, sand, or concrete mix to enter your urethra, ejaculating dried concrete.

Bro, I gave this girl a concrete mixer last week; she hasn't talked to me since.

by GangsterSandwich September 14, 2016

hallway mixer

College dorm hallway party. Multiple dorm floors come together to party and get hammered.

What's up for tomorrow? Oh, I think there's a hallway mixer tonight at DuBois Hall.

by Paluško December 6, 2015

bedroom mixer

A person who likes techno and dance music and the art of the DJ who can seamlessly and creatively mix tracks together. The person typically has a DJ set up of two record/CD decks in their bedroom where they try to emulate (and usually fail) to recreate that art form.

John is buying some new records in town today, he wont come out tonight as he'll be doing his bedroom mixer routine with them.

by simonjblake October 23, 2018

Mixer Upper

A person who purposefully sends mixed signals to confuse you regarding their true feelings and motivations.

Amy: What’s up?

Juan: I’m trying to figure out WTF is up with Lola. Yesterday she said she liked me and wanted to hook up tonight, but today she’s ghosting me.

Amy: Lola should be on a HGTV show called Mixer Upper.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018

triple shot mixer

Same as a double shot mixer but with period blood thrown in. So as well as cumming in each other's mouths it's done when a woman has her period, then they kiss to mix all three fluids and swallow.

Kev and I tried a triple shot mixer. It was better than a double shot mixer because my blood made it taste more metallic.

by Natalie Milf September 27, 2018