online missionary

Those people who post religious stuff online trying to convert you

Guy 1: Bro these online missionary guys are getting of hand
Guy 2: Ikr i saw like 5 youtube shorts today with "jEsUs Is ThE WaY"

by metroFIRE December 6, 2023

non-missionary

The act of fucking in any other position besides missionary

Can we fuck non-missionary tonight Steve? Ok bob. Huh but it's two guys how! Im Confused

by Topdeck July 4, 2015

combat missionary

A position in which both parties fight for the battle field. biting, scratching, hair pulling, etc. While still preforming missionary sex

Sonic: bro me and amy had Rad combat missionary last night
Tails: we're video game characters you don't even have a dick
Sonic: shut up tails no one likes you

by Vanessa licea February 27, 2020

Missionary

I don't know

I don't know missionary

by anonymous November 30, 2021

Tibetan Missionary

The act of fucking dead goat roadkill in missionary, a ritual among the Tibetan people. Often done as a token of good luck.

My father pulled over on the side off the road to do Tibetan missionary with the dead goat roadkill.

by Urban Dictionary Publishing March 1, 2025

missionary

It's a sex style that is mainly used for first timer it's the type you see on a movie, Its when the girl lay's on her back and the boy comes on top of her in put it in her

Harmony: So what happened you and Kemon Last night
Sincere: What?! oh nothing happened
Harmony: I know that face. Did you and kemon lose it?
Sincere: Uh, Yeah, it was both our first time so we did missionary style
Harmony: oh it was his first time? you couldn't tell, was it good
Sincere: it was pretty good
Kemon: Hey, bae what yall talkin about

by Da_real_5starr_bitch February 2, 2024

Missionary Makeup

When you fuck in missionary after a breakup/fight and it’s all good again because missionary makes you fall in love again.

“They got back together again after hooking up. You know how that missionary makeup works.”

by milehighmike July 24, 2022