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Minnesota musket

Not to be confused with the Tennessee musket or Alaskan Musket Loader but similar to nature.

During the act of a twosome, and both are wearing condoms, the male will stuff gunpowder into the vagina with his musket, then proceed to stuff a marble into her vagina, light the condom, stuff the condom into the vagina, then proceed to let both let out their love juice at the same time.
"I got a 3 degree burn in my Va-jay-jay after my husband gave me a Minnesota musket!"
by MarioManz June 1, 2019
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Minnesota Dial-Tone

A sex act wherein you scream into your partner's ear during coitus, causing a loud ringing or tinnitus-like sound to fill your partner's ears - the eponymous "Dial-Tone". First originated in the suburbs of St. Paul, Minnesota.
My Tinder date gave me a Minnesota Dial-Tone last night, and my ears have been ringing all day.
by Nickf2019 June 26, 2019
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North minneapolis

A ghetto of minneapolis minnesota basically a mini chicago
"Aye boa don't get caught lacking ova north" "North Minneapolis dudes different on me boa"
by tsrehtqfgkhxjlwdkcnq January 21, 2021
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mannequin hands

Act of stimulating female body with the hand of a mannequin
Bro! She was so nasty I went mannequin hands on her
by SampsonSimpsonFirst May 20, 2014
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mannermaristic

To whom uses manner rather well
That boy is very mannermaristic he was clearly raised right
by Mr mannermaristic October 16, 2021
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mianeu08

A mianeu08 is one of the sexiest baddest bitches alive. They are often libras. They love to say ‘rawr‘ and she even developed her own language. Her bestie is the iconic pig Juanita Bosley-New-Rawr-Wany. She loves to get horny and uses light energy to cvm.
Omg, you‘re such a baddie!!! You look like a mianeu08😍💦
by bigbussyforchrisevans January 5, 2022
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mints or mince

A game where someone says 'mints or mince' and someone guesses which. Quite pointless yet fun!
Mints or mince?

Mints.

Correct!
by Chelvis Presley June 30, 2016
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