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Mindcraft

A Common misspelling of the popular Minecraft game.

Commonly used by immature or little kids who haven't learned about the game.
John is playing mine craft on his computer.

Joe: OMGZ JHON CAN I PLAY SPLITSCREEN MINDCRAFT ON YOUR COMPUTERRR????

John: It's MINEcraft.. -.-

Joe: CAN I PLAY MINDCRAFT WITH YOU PLLLLEEASE?!

John: You little dipshit, get it right, it's called Minecraft!

Joe: -sniff-
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Minecraft

A kick ass game that has tons of enemies and shit and has building and crafting and there is this shit person named TheLegend27 who keeps ducking stealing my diamonds. (Diamonds are in minecraft. All the "special kids" moved to Fortnite a shitty game that's banned in North Korea and sometimes people who live in China make a United states flag and blow it up in this game. It's fun for the whole family came out May 17th 2009 and created me 9 years of rage because the fucking ghasts keeping killing me.
God damnit I hate when these mother fucking creepers blow up my house in Minecraft.
by Sendmementalhelp May 20, 2019
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Minecraft Minute

Similar to a Facebook Minute but it occurs when you are about to play Call of Duty but instead decide to quickly open your laptop to check your email then notice that you have the Minecraft button on your desktop and want to go on multiplayer just to check. This 'Check' can take from 10 minutes to 12 hours or more.
John: Dude where were you yesterday? You said we would play at 9:30!

Matt: Sorry man. Got sucked into another Minecraft Minute.

John: What the hell man that's the third time this week!
by TheSniper997 July 22, 2011
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Minecraft

The single most addicting game in the world, side effects are anti-sociality, fear of light, explodingpenisphobia, a fear of the Creeper, occasional dreams only in blocks and thinking Minecraft is real.
person1: I punched my refrigerator to get milk.

person2: You dumbass you know you need a bucket for milk

person3: Minecraft is not real you need a fucking cup for milk dumbasses!

person1,2: Um, We knew that
by Kitty Carvis September 8, 2011
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Minecraftard

a minecraftard is refered to as a stupid person who takes Minecraft way more seriously than it should be taken and doesn’t know what a joke is
wow kyada is such a minecraftard
by rainbowyrei July 25, 2018
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Mincraftphobia

The Fear of playing Minecraft and getting addicted to it.
player 1: hey bro, do you want to check out Minecraft with me?
Player 2: no way man, I don't want to become addicted to it like you.
Player 3: oh great, a dude with Mincraftphobia.
by SorcerousLink1 August 30, 2012
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