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Milwaukee Slugger

A Milwaukee Slugger is achieved by loading a womans anus with ping-pong balls, baseballs, anal-beads, or even softballs??? (ouch) and then using your dick as a bat, through the vaginal wall, to knock the balls "out of the park."
Mike was giving me a Milwaukee Slugger last night, I can barely walk.
by Mark Weber June 20, 2007
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milwaukees best

quite possibly the most disgusting alcoholic beverage known to man, milwaukees best comes in regular, light and ICE variations. usually found amongst older people who can no longer taste, or afford regular beer, so they go for the cheapest thing they can find that is still called beer. refer to disgusting and old people
Granpa billy: son back in my day milwaukees best was the best beer around, top notch i say. would ya like to try one?
You:sorry i gotta go
by Derrick Hughes June 1, 2006
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Milwaukee

Largest City in Wisconsin. Population of close to 600,000 but on the decline. Unfortunately the city is best known by Coo Coo Cal's "In My Projects." Like most midwestern cities, Milwaukee is at it's best in the summertime when you can ride through the city and everybody is out with the whips on chrome and females with next to nothing on.
Milwaukee be jumpin when it's hot.
by I Am Who I Am June 2, 2005
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mildseven

1 japanese brand of cigarettes
2 an individual of somewhat strange talents and intelect, often confused.
3 misunderstood sensei like figure, usually calm under most stresses but always has something guiding to say, cryptic or straightforward, depending on the situation
1. marlboro? isnt your usual brand mildseven?

2/3. was feeling really down but i called mildseven and he showed me what was real in my life.
by mildseven September 13, 2005
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Milwaukee Grinder

A hand job given (or received) while wearing a work glove, leather or otherwise.
Today at work, I went behind the roach coach and got a MILWAUKEE GRINDER!
by Little T mart July 30, 2009
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Milwaukee faucet

The liquid version of the Cleveland steamer; a successful Milwaukee faucet is said to have taken place after a male has released a respectable amount of urine onto the chest of an apparently less-than-willing female during sexual activity. Not to be confused with a golden shower, a genuine Milwaukee faucet is specific to the pectoral region of the female participant.
Female: "Shall you be taking a dump upon my chest, my lord?"

Male: "Of course not, for nigh is the hour of the Milwaukee faucet."

Female: "Ah, but of course. I shall prepare my chest for the procedure."

Male: "Good."
by Missy the cat December 16, 2009
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Milwaukee

chill he's from Milwaukee
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