mason 

mason, he’s nice. he’s very very very short. he’s also very gay

jay: yo who’s that short person over there
Addy: oh that’s mason.

mason by addy_who? May 17, 2022

mason 

A boy,

beautiful.

his smile as sweet as candy,

his eyes the colour of innocence.

his hair so pure and bright.

no one is perfect, but I'm afraid he is.

I long for this boy to be mine.

mason, the type of boy you could write a song or two about.

mason by nikitab October 14, 2022

Mason 

Mason is usually a very fat, hungry beast. he thinks he's funny, but he laughs at his own jokes and sounds like a dying 400 pound hog getting hit by a motorcycle that got crashed into. he's so single that he shoves his own, fat cock up his own ass. he dates his own cousins that live in the same house as him. he asks out the hottest girls in the school with confidence thinking he is gonna get lucky. he looks like a log and shits out logs. he looks like the human version of a cummed up tampon. his humor is drier than the sahara desert and uses cum for chapstick.

did you see mason? he needs to work out.

Mason by schoolsucksballs March 1, 2023

Mason 

Gayest Fucking Person Ever to Meet

Bros a size of an Ant

Mason is Gay

Mason by HeyDaddySuckMe July 8, 2023

Mason 

Anyone named mason is a stupid poopoo head that most likely has trouble staying in any relationship or even getting in a relationship to begin with.

They always ruin everything by telling you if it's gonna rain or if the weather is gonna be bad or there's a ballistic missile threat on the days that you guys have plans to do something. Like bro, let me figure it out when it happens. I don't need you make me dread the day that we're about to do something cause God for fucking bid the Russians are going to takeover America because of all the threats that the vegan teacher made to Putin.

Anyone ever: Let's go to the park on Saturday!

Anyone ever 2: yeah let's do it!

Mason: erm actually a meteor is gonna hit directly on the park on Saturday and its gonna destroy anything in a 5 mile radius🤓🤓

Anyone ever in the whole world: ... Mason stfu

Mason by Gooberknitch October 27, 2023

Mason 

A Gay donkey.

Mason is a gay donkey

Mason by Starfire228 March 8, 2019

Mason 

This man is usually a communist boi. One that takes pride in his weapons and will fight all people. Also this boi usually has sex eyes.

That guy has tons of guns and looks like a commie, his name is probably mason.

Mason by Bawan365 April 23, 2019