Lunch Meat n’ Beat

When you are on lunch break and the urge to beat off and bust nut out takes over. So you peel the lunch meat off your sandwich (turkey, roast beef, pastrami, etc.) and wrap it around your stiff, turgid cock creating that coveted skin to skin feel. This causes you to immediately commence gloriously wanking away until the nut custard is blown.

Mom picked me up a pound of pink roast beef at the deli. Lunch meat n’ beat is going to be good this week.

by Dick Onchin September 19, 2020

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hermit lunch

When an individual has lunch by themselves in their car in the parking lot rather than eat with others in the cafeteria or lunchroom.

I saw Rob taking a hermit lunch in the parking lot again today, is he afraid of people or something?

by Hawkeye30 August 20, 2008

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Ploughman's Lunch

Cunnilingus, or the stimulation of the female genitals by a tongue, male or female.

Sally loved having her pussy licked so Steve would often have a ploughman's lunch.

by Nikki-D March 24, 2007

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sondre lerche

The best thing to come out of Norway since...ever. His quirky and melodic songs can melt anyone's frosty dispositions.
(note: he says he's 22, but my guess is he has a fake ID...)

Sondre Lerche was on TOTP last week...in my dreams.

by Rose June 28, 2004

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plate lunch

Hawaiian classic: 2 scoops rice, one scoop macaroni salad (or toss salad sometimes), plus one kind meat. Can be teri beef, bbq chicken, chicken katsu, mahimahi, kalbi, etc.
Popular plate lunch places include L&L, Zippy's, Hawaiian Drive-Inn, and more.

I went to Mitsuken's and got da kine plate lunch.

by Mr. X September 26, 2005

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