Someone who loves a good golden shower.
A little smelly on the outside, but
never fear the inside is just as rotten.
Don't be deceived by their golden nature, for
yellow is the colour of both riches and
bitches.
Fetishes come in all shapes and sizes, but this one is shaped like a crescent moon, best to beware.
"
Oh look, that's Louie! He stinks of piss."
"Louie! Come over here, oh wait,
please don't."