Divorce Lottery

When your wife divorces you and collects a compilation of checks including:

1. Alimony

2. Child Support

3. Deed to Your House

4. Your Car Title

"The lottery your man can't win"

"She married and divorced me, just so she could play Divorce Lottery and win"

by Ride or Die Hubby Nigga January 2, 2020

Taco Bell Lottery

When Taco Bell fucks up your order but they stuff your bag full of so much other stuff your not even mad...

"Damn I really wanted my Cheesy Gordita Crunch but shit....there's like 8 chalupas in here! Thank you Taco Bell Lottery!"

by Mezzarat September 27, 2017

Villager News Lottery

1, 4, 17, 548, M, A drawing of a dog.

(the real lottery numbers from villager news 2)

Hey, Did you win the Villager News Lottery?

by InsaneCatMan13 November 28, 2022

lottery smegma

The residue from scratching off instant lottery tickets.

The floor of his truck had an inch of lottery smegma on it and not a winner in sight.

by Babooooo September 25, 2006

genetic lottery winner

Someone who has features that most may want or desire. Like a girl with a nice face, green or blue eyes a good height that they are not too short for people or too tall and intimidating to people. may retain their figure easier than others and keep their appearance longer than most.

Wow! after high school the prom queen really beefed up, but look at the class dork she is a genetic lottery winner.

by thatstu8ffdefined September 20, 2017

back parking lotter

An elite group of socialites who congregate shortly after 3:00 to discuss pop culture and high school events.

Micheal, you're a back parking lotter now, and you know what that means.

by Tony April 3, 2005

Genetic Lottery Loser

A person who failed at the genetic lottery so badly that it's actually sad rather than funny.

"The genetic lottery. You only get one shot at it. Some people hit the jackpot. Others...Don't."

"My mate is a genetic lottery loser. He's lived a healthy lifestyle his whole life and is still overweight, and he's been single his whole life due to his social anxiety and numerous skin problems. He just wants to be loved or at least accepted, but it's proving to be impossible because he looks like a loser even though he's trying his best. Guy needs a hug."

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2021