London Fog

1. When a woman is receiving cunnilingus and expels a fart into her partner's face, intentional or otherwise.

2. When you're going down on a lady and she farts in your face.

Alt: For a queef / use the phrase Parisian Mist.

I wasn't super into him so when he started going down on me, I gave him the London Fog!

by Lady Deathstryke December 17, 2015

London

An excellent city, just alive and buzzing with many cultures. Very possibly the best city in the world, though often mistaken for the only place (worth seeing anyway) in the U.K. by ignorant foreigners

English person: Have you been to the U.K. before?
Foreigner: Oh yes, I've been to London five times on holiday.
English person: Anywhere else?
Foreigner: No, there's nothing worth seeing outside the M25, it's just a barren wasteland
English person: Ignorant fool. DIE NOW! *pulls out knife and stabs repeatedly*

by Aerowaves May 31, 2006

The London Bridge

When a girl is in her hands and knees and 1 guy is in front getting felatio and another guy is going from behind. Instead of high fiving (Eiffel Tower), the dudes fist bump and form The London Bridge.

Me and my buddy took that gal home from the bar and gave her The London Bridge.

by The London Bridge February 18, 2018

London

City in England where foreign bank accounts go to die.

A sandwich, potato chips (as Americans know them) and a Diet Coke at a Subway in London cost me the equivalent of US$14.

by JB June 23, 2004

London Broil

To have sex with someone in a tanning bed.

London Broil: To have sex with someone in a tanning bed.

by firefighterzak1 March 31, 2010

King's College London

King's College London, is one of the oldest, and most respected university institutions in the UK. 'KCL' or 'King's' as is better known, was founded in 1829 by King George IV and Arthur Wellesley - Duke of Wellington, making it the fourth oldest university in England. It is consistently ranked within the top 25 universities in the world, and lays claim to 10 Nobel Prize laureates amongst its alumni and current and former faculty.

EXAMPLE #1

Person 1: 'I got into King's! So relieved I didn't end up at UCL!'

Duke of Wellington: 'I must congratulate you on that, your hard work has spared you the horror of an education from that godless institution on Gower Street!'

EXAMPLE #2

'I am applying to King's College London to study Medicine. But why are you applying to UCL? King's is FAR better! We even have a lion named Reggie, and those half wits from Gower Street have tried to steal him many a time!'

by Quattro Colori October 14, 2011

Looking London, Talking Tokyo

Suffering from the medical condition of Strabismus ie. Squint-eyed, Cross-eyed, or most evocative of all Cock-eyed.

His peripheral vision must be fantastic - he's Looking London, Talking Tokyo!

by Wordoc December 2, 2013