proctological legerdemain

The art of magically pulling a project quickly out of your ass.

You: "The boss just went to lunch. He told me to create a new website so he can present it to the client when he gets back."

Coworker: "Guess you'll have to practice a little proctological legerdemain."

by Malgamere March 26, 2011

Lingering Hug

Begins as either a bear hug or a squeeze hug, but when the end of it is initiated, the non-initiating party waits a second longer and then slowly disengages, but allows their hand to sweep down the person's back and then lets go at the waist.

A lingering hug is awesome to witness or experience, if both parties are mutually attracted to one another, but terribly awkward if one or more parties is not interested.

by SundazeChild May 12, 2013

max lieberman

the act of sticking all the monopoly pieces in your ass.

When im bored i like to max lieberman

by scott allen November 5, 2004

Lieber

to recieve road-head in a golf cart while doing donuts in the mud

Dude that Lieber was amazing, I'm still dizzy!

by crazy dawg November 23, 2009

liebercrat

n. (fr. Joe Lieberman + Democrat) A closeted Republican; A neoconservative wingnut parading as a member of the Democratic Party because of political expediency. Someone who has checked all reason and responsibility at the Senate door.

Republicans and liebercrats voted last night to drop a nuclear weapon on Iran in order to "send a message" that the pursuit of nuclear weapons there was morally wrong.

by Carl Willis October 8, 2007

liger

A cross between a lion and a tiger. It is known to have mystical powers, referred to by Napoleon Dynamite.

Look at that liger roar. He's a beast!

by Martin Bryan January 7, 2006

Lieberry

A rare fruit which renders the eater incapable of telling the truth, except in the most roundabout forms. The effects are usually temporary, but in extreme cases, often irreversible.

When Angie was a child, she ate every lieberry on the plant.

by Alice Unrequited October 15, 2008