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lamington

the reason y i'm so fat
each time i fucked ur mum... she gave me a lamington
by Mr. Nude Twister December 22, 2003
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Lexington Steel

African American Pornstar, considered to have the largest Dong in the industry

Note: Videos showing Wangs that are about two feet long are fake! notice how the male never takes his hand off of the base of the shaft... Lex Steel has the largest real penis.
"I fucked lexington steel and my vagina hurt for a week his cock is so huge"
by Jakndakster November 2, 2011
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Lexington

A small village in Ohio near Mansfield. 93.2% of the people do acid regularly. The parents bitch like crazy about their children's sports and the popular sports suck major dick while the unpopular sports kick ass without recognition. Go here for a party and you will definitely get laid, even before the party starts because the girls are sluts (usually freshman). There is no way to not find the drug you want, either. We have it all; heroine, acid, lsd, marijuana, cocaine, meth, old/young and easy pussy. Also, if you want to do drugs AND play a high school sport then go here (no need to worry about getting caught, we don't give a fuck).

Lexington is also hated by all of the surrounding school districts because everyone in Lexington sre either assholes or major pricks.
EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: Did you hear about the two football players from Lexington that got caught doing meth?

Person 2: Yeah! One hospital trip and they're ok to play in the next game!

EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: Wanna go to Lexington?

Person 2: For the acid or the slutty freshman?

Person 1: BOTH!!!
by lexington_res December 31, 2010
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leningasm

An orgasm achieved by being stunned by the amzing oral (or general) prowess of Vladimir lenin. Often only affecting history teachers of a suspiciously kinky nature, who want to go back in time and start a war in his hot little anus! The smoothness of his legendary bald patch just turns some people on -- what can i say :s
the history class was rudley interuppted when Miss F had a leningasm
by trotskysbiatch October 2, 2007
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simon leeming

A fat man who loves cookies and oral sex and strap-on with bob occasionally
by Rozamcfozza;/;3: February 10, 2014
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Lemin

Lemin is gay
by Leminbff April 23, 2019
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Lexington

When you have to wear old Victorian style clothes and fuck behind or in a wagon pulled by a horse and buggy.
I really enjoyed the trip to Williamsburg because me and my man pulled a Lexington during the stage coach tour.
by BS&S January 10, 2021
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