lava cunt

any chick who after having sex with her, you need medical attention. ie gonerea syphilis.

after being with lava cunt i had to get my bore punched.

by cpl louie October 11, 2007

Lava hippo

When you take eat a lot of pancakes and then you take a dump from the pancakes onto a hippo

Hey I just did a lava hippo to Allie Zaki.

by Allie Zaki November 14, 2007

Lava Shower

When a female is on her period and bleeds on her partners face.

Last night Molly was mad at Eric so she gave him a lava shower.

Some guys can be a little too kinky and want a lava shower.
When Matt got a lava shower he nearly threw up.

by thismightbetoofar January 24, 2017

Lava Lamp

A lamp that consists of fluorescent materialistic wax that melts, that’s right it’s not real lava you’ve just been lied to your entire life.

Jimmy:“Ouch! That Lava Lamp was hot!”
Fred: “You know that Lava Lamps aren’t made out of real lava, right?”

by Crackrkid May 1, 2019

lava neck

A neck that looks melted as a result of a nasty and unfortuante bout with the acne.

Mark Mcguire has has a massive case of the lava neck!

by cheapfajita October 22, 2006

Box Lava

Heavy flowing menstration marked by partial coagulation and bearing a slight resemblance to hot magma.

Jessica remarked she was no longer on her period, however when I noticed the box lava oozing down her thigh I knew she wasn't good to go.

by Rubbington Tugford June 5, 2010

lava cake

the sexual act of eating someone’s ass, specifically black dudes while he has chronic diarrhea.

the lava cake was worse than i ever seen, but it still turned me on.

by the bald seagull October 28, 2019