Lamar studman

Simp

Lamar studman is a simp

by 3bodyproblem December 7, 2025

Lamar St. Time Bomb

When a Whole Foods Market team member spends no less than 20min. of their shift taking a dump on company time.

Originated at the Lamar St. location in Austin, Tx when taking an extra long time in the bathroom trying to take a dump on the clock became such a normal occurance that it coined a phrase.

A: Where the hell the Groc team leader?! He's been goon for like an hour.
B: He's over in the produce bathroom settin' off a Lamar St. Time Bomb.
A: Again?

by Organikz October 10, 2009

White Lamar

Despite having a relatively black name, White Lamar is a man with white skin. White Lamar's are usually laid back and sometimes hilarious, but they tend to take a lot of shit from their parent's name choice.

"who is that cute funny laid back boy over there?"

"that's White Lamar, He's a pretty cool dude"

"White Lamar? dafuq kinda name is that?"

by shiiieeeetmuthafucka December 6, 2022

Playoff Lamar

Could be the greatest player you’ve ever seen except when the pressure is high. When a player is needed to step up and all the attention is on them a playoff Lamar will play at his/her worst. If you put your trust in a playoff Lamar you will be disappointed with the end result

That turnover was no accident. That’s just playoff Lamar

by Lamar Daxson December 23, 2025

Lamar Consolidated High School

Founded in 1949, Located in the Small Town of Rosenberg, Texas, This school was once the best place to receive and education. It slowly became the shithole it is today. It is overran by wanna-be hood niggas and hot Cheeto bitches; autistic theatre niggas, etc. The football team is absolutely dogshit. Lamar Niggas have way too much pride. Don’t talk shit about there school.

John: “Did you hear about Lamar Consolidated High School?”

Jimmy: Man, don’t get me started on those Bebe Ass Niggas.

by Flaco69 December 31, 2023

Kendrick Lamar

Dude who is so uninteresting he has to make fun of Drake for light skin. Ever used a computer file for writing?

I think we called him Kendrick Lamar

by Gonzalo555777 March 1, 2025

Cannon Levi Lamar

THE nicest person you will meet. He has been in multiple relationships and doesn't like {coopkakes}.

If you are reading this Cannon you might be creeped out but trust me I know you...

Chloe: Have you seen {Cannon Levi Lamar's} butt?
Dakota: WTF uh... Missed me with {dat} {gay shit}

by coopkakes July 16, 2018