ESPN once did a story on a college lacrosse player that was gay. Afterwards, they did a story on a basketball player that was black.
Yup, lacrosse is an activity (note, an activity not a sport) played by effeminate, white preppy douchebags so as to suck the money out of north eastern colleges which could otherwise be used on useful things, like funding a Silly Hat Society.
Most lacrosse players attended prep schools (such as "the Prep" or St. Joseph's Prepatory Academy) and have father's who own gold mines or oil fields and play a sport requiring helmets to protect their artificially tanned skin and dyed hair.
Yup, lacrosse is an activity (note, an activity not a sport) played by effeminate, white preppy douchebags so as to suck the money out of north eastern colleges which could otherwise be used on useful things, like funding a Silly Hat Society.
Most lacrosse players attended prep schools (such as "the Prep" or St. Joseph's Prepatory Academy) and have father's who own gold mines or oil fields and play a sport requiring helmets to protect their artificially tanned skin and dyed hair.
I've never been to a lacrosse activity because i only watch real sports like Halo or thumb wrestling.
by Dan Marino July 12, 2005
The Hardest and most fun game ever! ive been playing it for 4 years! i cant believe i actually liked soccer because lacrosse beats out any other sport in the US! its the fastest game on 2 feet and girls lacrosse is soo much frikin harder then guys cause all we wear is a mouthguarg goggles and my team had under armour uniforms thats all we wear! all my LADY BULLDOGS are the best! LACROSSE KICKS ALL OF THE OTHER SPORTS ASSES! DONT LISTEN TO THE GAY DEFINITIONS THAT SAY IT SUCKS!
if you want to play a sport that u get more bruises and bloody nuckles then football, and want to play a sport that some guys play but girls can kick their asses in, PLAY LACROSSE!
by frisky driskey June 19, 2005
A gay college sport, played by people who should be locked in portable toilets and pushed down a hill.
by A baseball player March 23, 2005
by laxsauce January 04, 2008
lacrosse- a sport similar to football but with sticks it is NOT the fastest sport ever...because that would be track lol...and it is defiantly NOT better than football still good but NOT better than football
by Josh-the-football-player July 18, 2006
1. A game in which two 10-member teams attempt to send a small ball into each other's netted goal, each player being equipped with a crosse or stick at the end of which is a netted pocket for catching, carrying, or throwing the ball.
2. Canadaian slang for masturbation.
3. The name of the Buick LaCrosse, causing many giggles in Quebec.
2. Canadaian slang for masturbation.
3. The name of the Buick LaCrosse, causing many giggles in Quebec.
Example 1:
Guy 1: I play lacrosse.
Guy 2: What are you, a woman?
Guy 1: No, but I like the women on my team.
Guy 2: Dude, but they're totally butch!
Guy 1: I like it that way.
Example 2:
Québécois 1: Voulez-vous aller à la bibliothèque?
Québécois 2: Pas, je veux rentrer à la maison et lacrosse.
Example 3:
Québécois: Oh ho ho, le nom de cette voiture est très drôle!
Guy 1: I play lacrosse.
Guy 2: What are you, a woman?
Guy 1: No, but I like the women on my team.
Guy 2: Dude, but they're totally butch!
Guy 1: I like it that way.
Example 2:
Québécois 1: Voulez-vous aller à la bibliothèque?
Québécois 2: Pas, je veux rentrer à la maison et lacrosse.
Example 3:
Québécois: Oh ho ho, le nom de cette voiture est très drôle!
by Kevin September 28, 2008
A sport played on a field thats 110 yards long and 60 yards wide, and played by men whos dicks are the same size.
During the spring time, wild badasses all over the world flock to their nearest lacrosse field. If you are allergic to large doses of manliness (or play baseball), it would be good practice to mantain a safe distance from these lacrosse games, as the concentration of badassery has been known to cause seziures.
During the spring time, wild badasses all over the world flock to their nearest lacrosse field. If you are allergic to large doses of manliness (or play baseball), it would be good practice to mantain a safe distance from these lacrosse games, as the concentration of badassery has been known to cause seziures.
John (Baseball player): Hey Jake, lets walk over here.
Jake (Baseball player): Naw man, I hear theres a lacrosse game over there.
John: C'mon man, it'll be fine.
Jake: No John, its too dangerous.
John: Fine, I'll just go by myself.
Jake: No John, its too dangerous. That much badass in one place... It can be deadly.
*John keeps walking*
Jake: John, get back here right now!
*John continues to walk*
Jake: John!
*John sees lacrosse game and has a seizure from the concentration of badassery*
Jake: JOOOHNN!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
*Jake tries to run over and help John, but collapses early. He's not used to physical activity.*
Jake (Baseball player): Naw man, I hear theres a lacrosse game over there.
John: C'mon man, it'll be fine.
Jake: No John, its too dangerous.
John: Fine, I'll just go by myself.
Jake: No John, its too dangerous. That much badass in one place... It can be deadly.
*John keeps walking*
Jake: John, get back here right now!
*John continues to walk*
Jake: John!
*John sees lacrosse game and has a seizure from the concentration of badassery*
Jake: JOOOHNN!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
*Jake tries to run over and help John, but collapses early. He's not used to physical activity.*
by Lucas823 April 17, 2011