"Hey do you want to come with me to this party?"
"I don't know, someone may ask me to go somewhere on that night. I'll wait till the last minute to get back to you on that."
"Ugh. Taylor logic."
"I don't know, someone may ask me to go somewhere on that night. I'll wait till the last minute to get back to you on that."
"Ugh. Taylor logic."
by adamslaxtitute May 6, 2013
Get the taylor logic mug.Morgan logic is when one presents an answer that is exclusively relative to themselves and sees it as the correct answer and trying to convince others of this.
The main attribute of this logic is withholding information that could not possibly be known by any other subjects until a time they see fit to reveal it.
This is a desperate attempt at swaying the argument with zero facts or logic.
The main attribute of this logic is withholding information that could not possibly be known by any other subjects until a time they see fit to reveal it.
This is a desperate attempt at swaying the argument with zero facts or logic.
Today 5th April 2019
Dave : We are 1 / 3 the way through the year.
Bob : No we are only a 1 / 4 the way through the year.
Dave : We are in the 4th month of the year and there only 12 so 1 / 3!
Bob : Ah you see 365/94 = 3.88 shows its still a 1 / 4.
Dave : But by months I am correct.
Bob : Dave stop using Morgan Logic!
Dave : We are 1 / 3 the way through the year.
Bob : No we are only a 1 / 4 the way through the year.
Dave : We are in the 4th month of the year and there only 12 so 1 / 3!
Bob : Ah you see 365/94 = 3.88 shows its still a 1 / 4.
Dave : But by months I am correct.
Bob : Dave stop using Morgan Logic!
by ThatLadRed April 5, 2019
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A man picks up two bananas and sticks one in each ear. He looks around and notices that he doesn't see any alligators. Using banana logic, he would conclude that alligators must be afraid of bananas and, therefore, the bananas are the reason he doesn't see any aligators.
by CaptAmerica October 9, 2008
Get the banana logic mug.Noun - the process whereby a female will find meaning in something that does not exist. Usually used to either instigate an argument or when points based in reality have ran out.
Guy: I like those jeans, they make you're ass look nice.
Girl: ARE YOU SAYING MY ASS DOESN'T LOOK NICE NORMALLY?! ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT??
Guy: ...No. Don't use Girl-logic on me
Girl: ARE YOU SAYING MY ASS DOESN'T LOOK NICE NORMALLY?! ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT??
Guy: ...No. Don't use Girl-logic on me
by LawlessB June 9, 2011
Get the Girl-logic mug.When one takes a complex issue/idea and oversimplifies it to a point where they think they have a grasp of it. This oversimplified version is then used to make arguments to justify ones impressive knowledge to others about the subject usually leaving gaping holes that are obvious to anyone knowledgeable of the original complex issue/idea while occasionally "Wow"ing similarly logically challenged individuals.
These people are generally not complete idiots and can even have higher level degrees that they will use to back their arguments whenever possible. While some people have a natural inclination towards using troll logic, it can be learned by others who see those using it move ahead or have them as a mentor on the subject.
The name comes from the persons retarded ability to comprehend even the simplest logic, especially if it proves them wrong. They will go to great strides to come up with any work out to make their original statement right, no matter how many logical fallacies they create in the process.
Similar to Elementary School Logic and usually employed in cases like that. And on some occasions it can degrade to full blown Insane troll logic
Does not apply to people who have physical or mental handicaps.
These people are generally not complete idiots and can even have higher level degrees that they will use to back their arguments whenever possible. While some people have a natural inclination towards using troll logic, it can be learned by others who see those using it move ahead or have them as a mentor on the subject.
The name comes from the persons retarded ability to comprehend even the simplest logic, especially if it proves them wrong. They will go to great strides to come up with any work out to make their original statement right, no matter how many logical fallacies they create in the process.
Similar to Elementary School Logic and usually employed in cases like that. And on some occasions it can degrade to full blown Insane troll logic
Does not apply to people who have physical or mental handicaps.
Dude 1: Have you seen Twitter, isn't all this new Social Media stuff really impressive. You should hire me as a consultant to help you capitalize on it.
Dude 2: No thanks, and it's not really. The net has done...
Dude 1: But don't you see how impressive the impact is that it's having. It spreads messages quicker than any medium in history, and it reconnects marketplaces. Admit it, as unoriginal as it is, it's still impressive.
Dude 2: Only if you don't care to understand how...
Dude 1: Don't go telling a business grad that he doesn't care. Alexander Graham Bell is probably happy his idea was so expounded and would be impressed.
Dude 2: Yes, a guy who died 80+ years ago would probably be impressed by it.
Dude 1: Well then we are on the same page and agree that it is impressive.
Dude 2: Wow you really busted out some serious troll logic to get to that conclusion.
Dude 1: Thanks. When would you like me to start?
Dude 2: No thanks, and it's not really. The net has done...
Dude 1: But don't you see how impressive the impact is that it's having. It spreads messages quicker than any medium in history, and it reconnects marketplaces. Admit it, as unoriginal as it is, it's still impressive.
Dude 2: Only if you don't care to understand how...
Dude 1: Don't go telling a business grad that he doesn't care. Alexander Graham Bell is probably happy his idea was so expounded and would be impressed.
Dude 2: Yes, a guy who died 80+ years ago would probably be impressed by it.
Dude 1: Well then we are on the same page and agree that it is impressive.
Dude 2: Wow you really busted out some serious troll logic to get to that conclusion.
Dude 1: Thanks. When would you like me to start?
by The Copy cat. October 26, 2011
Get the troll logic mug.Logging out of an online game to avoid combat/death. This cowardly tactic often denies the opponent some victory or loot they may have earned for your possible death. This tactic is often used by weaker outfitted or less experienced players.
In the online game DayZ, a well outfitted player presses alt+F4 (combat logging) to kill the game instantly when presented with a fatal situation with another player. This prevents the opponent from looting the gear from the dead players body and prevents the villain from having to start over as a fresh spawn.
by Firstrock January 22, 2014
Get the combat logging mug.1. Verb; to film yourself laughing at a dead person for views on youtube then delete the video and make a shitty apology.
2. Adjective; a word describing people who film themselves laughing at a dead person on youtube for views
3. Noun; A cunt who films themselves laughing at a dead person for views on youtube
2. Adjective; a word describing people who film themselves laughing at a dead person on youtube for views
3. Noun; A cunt who films themselves laughing at a dead person for views on youtube
Person 1: I pulled a Logan Paul the other day
Person 2: I do a Logan Paul every week
Person 1: Person 2 is very Logan Paul
Person 1: Person 2 is Logan Paul.
Person 2: I do a Logan Paul every week
Person 1: Person 2 is very Logan Paul
Person 1: Person 2 is Logan Paul.
by @Snoopyfun January 6, 2018
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