Crusty leaf

Dried spermatic liquid on the perimeter of the oral feature.

"Jesus Christ David! You gave me a crusty leaf you bloody crumpet!"

-Quan

by Brandon Pears stupidshit October 14, 2016

nissan leaf

The sexiest hotrod car of all time.

Ex. Have you seen the Zayd-mobile? It's a Nissan leaf

by Anonymous31415962 October 20, 2013

Leaf fan

See: Masochist. That's really the only way to define it honestly.

I'm going to burn myself, pull out my fingernails, and then watch the Leafs. Oooh, how I love the delightful pain of being a Leaf Fan!!!

by LeafFan66 October 2, 2006

Leaf Lard

Descriptive term for salad dressing.

Hey Kevin, you have any other leaf lard besides this Ranch crap?

by Chris Buckman April 1, 2008

Leaf turner

When you call someone a leaf turner, you are basically saying f*** off or a**hole. -m,g

Hey Jenny, LEAFTURNER!!! defining "leaf turner"

by canadiangal_13 May 5, 2015

Gay leaf

Anyone that is closeted or believes you cant be 100% heterosexual. Usually spends time with their significant other while day dreaming about the opposite sex destroying their privates like a commercial whaling boat.

Man i was hanging out with my girlfriend last night. I kept thinking about johns massive meat tearing apart my butt cheeks. Im such a gay leaf.

by Asshole mcfuckyou December 29, 2018

Lettece leaf

Lettece leaf is another term for the ladies privite area.

Many names can be used for this but where i come from this is used in everyday wording.

Oh look larry that lass is shaking her lettece leaf at you!!! i think your in .

by likadaminge January 5, 2010