The act of surfing the internet or using a laptop computer while defecating. Made more uncomfortable to respondents when the user is communicating via webcam or microphone.
"I don't wish to continue to chat with you if you're going to bring the computer to the bathroom, you're having a lap-plop.
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Get the lap-plop mug.noun: A rarely heard act that accompanies a lap dance. Usually heard in the spring in the most exclusive of gentlemen's clubs.
Jerry's lap overfilled with joy when the performer broke into a lap song that was reminiscent of a lullaby his mother used to sing to him.
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Get the Lap in a box mug.as john bounced janet on his knee he could detect a slight residue of lap butter seeping through his trouser leg
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