lap-plop

The act of surfing the internet or using a laptop computer while defecating. Made more uncomfortable to respondents when the user is communicating via webcam or microphone.

"I don't wish to continue to chat with you if you're going to bring the computer to the bathroom, you're having a lap-plop.

by palmwine416 July 16, 2010

lap song

noun: A rarely heard act that accompanies a lap dance. Usually heard in the spring in the most exclusive of gentlemen's clubs.

Jerry's lap overfilled with joy when the performer broke into a lap song that was reminiscent of a lullaby his mother used to sing to him.

by Don Tazemi August 2, 2011

lap cock

Having sex doggy style while resting your laptop on your partners back. Your partner and laptop are now the "lapcock".

Woman asks: "what is that on my back?"

Man replies: "Just firing up my lap cock"

by Ryck Boweman March 8, 2014

Lap Dance

that one thing, that CinemaSins keeps complaining about the lack of

This scene does not contain a lap dance - CinemaSins

by XFalzar June 12, 2020

lap dance

a misnomer as no dancing is involved. think dry humping but at $200/hr.

Damn, that fine chick just gave me a lap dance and took all my money. What a ho! (but I'd do it again!)

by "Brian" September 13, 2003

Lap in a box

A laptop placed into a bin with a laptop cooler pad and some speakers.

I made myself one of those lap in a boxes.

by VBGfishytail May 6, 2006

lap butter

the juice that flows forth from an excited woman

as john bounced janet on his knee he could detect a slight residue of lap butter seeping through his trouser leg

by stopherer May 11, 2008