LAN meet

LAN meet, or Local Area Network meet - where you meet with several people and possibly bring your battlestation for a 'splitscreen' playing of a normally online or single player game.

"Hey, You coming to the LAN meet?"

by Gordon Freemium June 25, 2017

lan lowry

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teach you can wank over

have you seen the lan lowry
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by Big tits lowry October 22, 2017

Lan luck

The complete opposite of chuck luck. Lan luck is comparative to slipping on ice and landing on your ass, only instead of falling on the ground, you end up falling on a 12 inch dildo coated in rockguard that bottoms out in your lungs. Many people who suffer from lan luck end up contemplating suicide or suffer from depression and a resentment for people who live their lives normally. Often times you will see these individuals praying beforehand to just have something work for once. This usually involves menial tasks such as loading up a video game, trying to get marginally lucky for lootbox rewards or just going from point A to point B whilst travelling. Many of the afflicted are named Landon, Lan or have some sort of variation of the previously listed names. The cause is unknown but is the main driving point that people associated with chuck luck are to blame as they are viewed as siphoning all luck away from them. Those who have the names "chuck" are deeply resented in these situations.

Lan: "Please God. Please God. Please God! Just start the damn game. I'm sick of this."
Joe: "Dude. We're waiting. Hurry up!"
Chuck: "Seriously man. Been waiting for like an hour now."
Lan: "Fuck! Fucking game crashed again! Are you serious?! Fuck this. I'm out! So done with this lan luck shit..."

by Chucky boyyyooo February 15, 2019

lan-an tran

Lan-An Tran is a person with a kind heart , loving , caring . They can seem mean or dumb but they are different once you get to know them. They also most likely have a good shaped body, including a small waist, normal butt, ok tits.

I'm Lan-An Tran.

by Lynaya johnson August 24, 2019

lan-li

A Short Aggressive girl. She’s a good friend but isn’t friendly. Is always there for. She’s a Fucking Crackhead. Smart but asks retarded.

Bruh Lan-li is a fucking egg😂

by Weirdo_Central October 15, 2019

Lan Dee

A sorceress; A deep, compassionate being.

She is a goddess who uses her Heart to guide her. With the destroyer archetype she uses her curse to bend perspectives and create new worlds.

I had a dream of Lan Dee last night.

by Jerome Peters January 13, 2021

LAN buds/homies

A LAN bud/homie is a friend that you only really consider a friend in reference to video games.

Essentially, a non-close friend who you only really interact with while playing video games.

Guy 1: hey you’re friends with him right? Why don’t you go talk to him

Guy 2: oh no we’re not really friends, we’re just LAN buds/homies

by MagicMooze November 2, 2021