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Kristen Beatty

Kristen Beatty is straight up, fucking awesome! She is pretty much the sexiest bitch you'll ever meet! She has a perfect body, beautiful blue eyes, pearly white teeth, and long brunette hair. Kristen Beatty is good at everything she does and never fails. Girls want to be her, and boys want to be with her! Kristen Beatty can do no wrong! She is so beautiful that just the sight of her makes your heart skip a beat. Kristen Beatty is so good in bed that you will find yourself thinking about her when you are with other women, or by yourself. Kristen Beatty cooks like a chef too. She has never made a bad dish in her life. Many people have said that after meeting Kristen Beatty, if they were to die, they would die a better person. If you have ever had the pleasure of meeting Kristen Beatty, she is probably the best thing that has ever happened to you.
Girl: OMG did you see how beautiful Kristen Beatty looks today?
Other girl: She always looks beautiful, I wish I was her.
by sexylady2 October 20, 2011
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Kristen C.

See world called. They need Kristen C. back.
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Kristen Wiig

The funniest woman ever. Known for SNL, Bridesmaids, and Ghostbusters (2016).
Did you see Kristen Wiig on SNL last week? She was great.
by whyalwaysme10 November 29, 2016
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Kristen

Kristen is a really good friend even though she can be annoying sometimes. She likes to talk about stuff that happened to her alot. She likes hang out, laugh, and tell jokes. She also likes to draw. She would be a perfect friend for you! (sometimes she can be complicated)
Keeley: Hey Kristen wanna play together at recess?
Kristen: Sure! lets play house!
When were at recess: * Kristen talking to Gavin all recess*
by FooxOffical September 8, 2019
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Kristen

Kristen, a person who will always be there for you, who will always love you and support you. She is a best friend who is as kind and humorous as she is intelligent. She will stick with you for years, and though you may drift apart, she isn't easily forgotten. A Kristen is a person who forges memories that you will always cherish, a person who will introduce you into newfound friendships. Kristen's are a rare kind of human, always making others priority. She may be a little annoying or at times moody, but that's what makes her so great. She'll pretend she is fat and unattractive, but you know she isn't, but that she is beautiful and athletic. If you manage to befriend a Kristen, don't let her go. Provide her with love and attention and she will give it back to you two fold. Kristen's are talented singers and actors. Though she may move on without you, or you move on without her, never forget the moments you shared, for they will be the best moments of your life. If you are a Kristen, you are amazing.

I love you Kris, I'm sorry things aren't like they used to be, but you will always be my best friend forever.

(Sorry of my grammar or spelling is bad, I'm on a phone and I'm typing through tears)
Me: Wow you are so beautiful! I can't believe how amazing you are at everything!!
Kristen: No, you are so much better than me!
Me: Don't be so humble, remember that time x many years ago?

Kristen: Of course, I'll never forget!
Me: Love you Kris
Kristen: Love you too Syd
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by SevenYearsOfHappiness November 7, 2019
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Kristen Stewart

A talented actress, who is sadly judged solely on her performance in the film Twilight.

Admittedly not her best performance people have the pre-conceived notion that she is a poor actress who only plays one type of character.

This is far from true as she has played several diverse roles in films such as Into The Wild, Speak, The Cake Eaters, In The Land Of Women, Panic Room and will soon be in cinema's portraying legendary rock icon Joan Jett in 'The Runaways' and a broken, 16 year old stripper in 'Welcome to the Rileys'.
She has starred alongside the industries best such as Robert Di Niro, Jodie Foster, Melissa Leo and so on. And all praise her.

Kristen Stewart is widely regarded to be 'dating' her co-star in the Twilight series Robert Pattinson.
Closed minded Stu: "Kristen Stewarts crap. She only plays one sort of character"

Informed Nancy: "Have you seen her in any other film other than Twilight?"

Stu: "No. But I just know"

Nancy: "You know nothing"
by Don'tMindMe February 7, 2010
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Kristen Wright

One of the biggest whore's you will ever met. Stay away from them.

They are known to be quiet bitchy as well.
WOW, that girl is such a Kristen Wright.
by =)(L) November 15, 2010
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