kobe

to jump over a moving vehicle

"I'm about to kobe this kid on his bike"

basketball cars jumping greatest lakers

by that dude rich November 9, 2010

KOBE

Something white people say when throwing a paper ball into a trash can

OOOOooooooOOOO! AAAAWWWW! KOBE!

by PingasMann December 14, 2018

kobe

1. The most amazing and talented person on your team or in your group. No sporting event is even attempted if a Kobe is absent. The level of chicks you meet instantly goes up if you have kobe as a friend.

2. The person you know who demands you work harder than you ever have in your life and treats you like crap if he thinks you're slacking.

1. We would've KILLED that team but they have a Kobe. Nobody could stop him.
2. You: Puking after a 10 mile run.

Kobe: stop puking bitch, we got 10 more miles!

by Black Ranger February 9, 2012

kobe

the best position on a basketball team

I want to play the kobe

Q.What position do you play?
A."I play the kobe"

by mike fuckin jones January 11, 2008

Kobed

A rape young girls without any guilt or liability because of high priced lawyers.

I almost kobed my way through life, but my lawyers didn't accept my "IOU's"

by CP1477 February 10, 2004

kobe

The Greatest. He scored 81 points against the Toronto Raptors on January 22, 2005. He hit 12 3 pointers against the Seattle Sonics on January 7, 2003. Nuff' said.

Oh my God, KB8 just crossed over T-Wack and threw down a 360 dunk on Yao Mingski. Hes Too good..dammit kobe, i envy your athletic prowess.

by sirSKEETalot April 9, 2006

kobe

Best NBA playa ever to live. Next MJ.

HOLY VAGINAL HAIR DID KOBE JUS PUT UP ANOTHER 40 point game. Whats that 11 , 12, 13 in a row?

by Timmy July 30, 2004