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Kinetocardology

Kinetocardology
noun
The study of how cardboard behaves when spun, shaken, dropped, or otherwise subjected to motion.
Example:
"That’s not a toy, that’s a kinetocardology sample undergoing rotational oxidative ablation."
That’s not a toy, that’s a kinetocardology sample undergoing rotational oxidative ablation."
by Heymuse December 25, 2025
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Evil kinetic

Your just straight up evil you can't even equal a kinetic or kanetik!... It's just something to say like you don't equal anything your un-kanetic
by DestinyHandler May 19, 2018
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Time Kinematics Theory

A theory that considers time as a non energy based force that travels fifth dimentionally in a forward chronological manner, and previous and future events may be pin pointed using an algorithmic sequece which coorelates to the speed of the time flow.
before we work on getting a time machine built, we must consider Time Kinematics Theory.
by jeditimelord April 30, 2020
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Sporadic Kintachment

A sudden attachment and relation to a character. Shortened to 'kintachment'

Word alternative for "kinshift"
"I've become super attached to Kirishima lately, it's like a sporadic kintachment"
by gromsbo December 10, 2021
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CYCLOMEDIA KINETIC SLAPS

COMPLETE ROULETTE CIRCLE effect on EVERYONE EVERYDAY.

Accordingly derived out of MALAYSIA IN KUALA LUMPUR as two brilliant people ACTUARIES named the first stepped down MARCH 31, 2022 DAT0 'SRI HASSAN M0HAMED KAMIL where we both attended UNIVERSITY OF IOWA IOWA CITY, IA where we both received degrees in ACTUARIAL SCIENCE and he is an FSA who has been and I have, "WHOSE ALAN I WALDMAN " , he says and none other than ANAL ALAN and we all three ACTUARIES as I am based on a CONTRACT IM MENLO PARK and N0R AZMAN ZAINAL.
In LIFE if you read the newspaper it is guarranteed you will get CYCLOMEDIA KINETIC SLAPS because you are looking for 369 REASONS why the game ROULETTE is played 0...36 = 666 COMPLETE ROULETTE CIRCLE effect on EVERYONE EVERYDAY.

Accordingly derived out of MALAYSIA IN KUALA LUMPUR as two brilliant people ACTUARIES named the first stepped down MARCH 31, 2022 DAT0 'SRI HASSAN M0HAMED KAMIL where we both attended UNIVERSITY OF IOWA IOWA CITY, IA where we both received degrees in ACTUARIAL SCIENCE and he is an FSA who has been and I have, "WHOSE ALAN I WALDMAN " , he says and none other than ANAL ALAN and we all three ACTUARIES as I am based on a CONTRACT IM MENLO PARK and N0R AZMAN ZAINAL. now in some places, 0,00,000.
by MAJOR OCCURRENCE August 2, 2022
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gabi(kineto)

gabo(kineto) is the typa guy to yell like a pussio
gabi(kineto) stop being retarded
sauhfiasfiabfbwa
bro stop
aug aug aug
by kinetriel September 17, 2022
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winding the kinetic watch

to furiously masturbate
we never see him these days, hes always up the stairs winding the kinetic watch
by snugiraffe June 27, 2020
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