Keyboard Warrior 

A Keyboard Warrior is someone who deliberately sends inflamatory,rude, agressive or derogatory emails for the purpose of making the recipient of the email get angry or upset.

He/she will also generally Copy as many people as possible on the email, becuase they are under the erroneous impression that they are being witty/funny and that everyone will agree with their comments.

In person they are usually quite timid and do not like direct confrontation. They generally have deep rooted mental issues of depression and or rejection usually becuase they have small dicks and they were breast fed till the age of 10.

Keyboard Warrior - Aaron Liu

Keyboard Warrior by Johhny Wishbone August 19, 2009

Keyboard basher 

Someone who beats their keyboard in frustration when they lose at a videogame, either due to poor teammates or the sad fact they just suck. Typically sticks to beige OEM keyboards as they're the cheaapest, and cycles keyboards every two months.

Keyboard bashers are a common sight at LAN parties.

Devil 2 U: Come on guys! GET A FLAG!
***Devil 2 U was killed by KFC's artillery.
Devil 2 U: AAARRGHH!! (bashes keyboard repeatedly)

Keyboard basher by Androktasie November 14, 2005

keyboard crusader 

A person who spends hours on the internet(mostly YouTube) everyday, trying to sway the minds of anonymous people by posting politically or socially based propaganda, because they are incapable of debating in person. In other words: a mentally unstable person, with far too much time on their hands.

" Man I can't stand that guy. He is always trolling the same videos posting the same rhetoric day in, day out."

" Aw, forget about him, he's a fucking keyboard crusader."

keyboard crusader by Tough actin Tinactin February 14, 2012

keyboard dyslexia 

what happens when you are messaging a friend and you can't seem to type the word you are wanting and the one you actually type has a completely different meaning

with keyboard dyslexia:
"you need to slut up"
non-keyboard dyslexic (actual) version:
"you need to shut up"

keyboard dyslexia by jtchand May 13, 2006

keyboard jockey 

a professional coder, hacker, or other tech-savvy individual that uses a computer a lot.

That's joe. He's the keyboard jockey around here. If you need something fixed, he's the man t odo it

keyboard jockey by John Henry Adams December 20, 2008

keyboard rage 

When you make a typo in an online conversation, attempt to correct it, fuck it up again and repeat. Usually ends in a string of random letters as you bang your keyboard in frustration.

Bob says:
I didn't know what
Bob says:
*hat
Bob says:
*THAT MOTHER UFCKER
Bob says:
jlkfsaa;'kJLKjajidfuacjkdjiemsdfe
Kate says:
Don't give in to keyboard rage
Bob says:
@LJLJFSJKLAJFUCKSUFSJFSDUSDS

keyboard rage by UkechiKate March 1, 2009

keyboard racer 

1. person whom of which races from keyboard to keyboard to keyboard to keyboard (see a pattern forming here?) to yet another keyboard so he can post online messages on Internet bulletin boards and discussion forums. Can often be found belittling innocent people (posters) of said domains. Visit keyboardracer.com for more visual and definitive information.

2. see: flamer, gayrab, manatee, and troll.

3. person whom of which uses many different computers to dupe Internet audiences, webmasters, and website moderators into thinking that the keyboard racer's posts are actually different people and user-names.

4. person whom of which uses different I.S.P. (Internet Service Provider) addresses to pose as different people online. Also known to use Internet anonymous software that masks cookies, route paths, and I.S.P. addresses.

"Yeah, dude... looks like Mr. Keyboardracer just banned from yet another website for his flaming, slandering, profanity, and all out lying. When WILL he learn to stfu?"

keyboard racer by ZZZ June 10, 2004