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This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.
This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.
I waited until she turned her back and then I keister punched her so hard she shit herself. That'll teach her to say "hi" to me!
by Mr.Touchdown August 12, 2009
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"Yea dude, I snagged the keg from Dana's and tried to finish it yesterday. Yea, I drank from 2pm-till 2am. I think I'm still drunk."
"You're such a kegster. Idiot lol."
"You're such a kegster. Idiot lol."
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by jonnysocko March 7, 2011
Get the keastered mug.On Easter Sunday the priest makes sure to check every alter boy for hidden eggs in their rectal cavitity.
On Easter Sunday, Father O'Brien did a "keister egg hunt" and searched every ass in the church for hidden eggs!
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Pronunciation: 'kEs-t&r, 'kIs-
Variant(s): also kees·ter /'kEs-/
Function: noun
Etymology: satchel (English slang)
slang : BUTTOCKS
Pronunciation: 'kEs-t&r, 'kIs-
Variant(s): also kees·ter /'kEs-/
Function: noun
Etymology: satchel (English slang)
slang : BUTTOCKS
The word is out about town,
That Rock Hudson loved it in the brown;
He eschewed the nubile maids,
And now he has a case of AIDS.
Those who finally got him,
Penetrated his well-rounded bottom.
While down in Tijuana Town, when asked:
"Hey meester! Do you want to fuck my seester?"
Rock replied: "Hell no! Sock it to me in the keister!
-- doggrel, circa 1985
That Rock Hudson loved it in the brown;
He eschewed the nubile maids,
And now he has a case of AIDS.
Those who finally got him,
Penetrated his well-rounded bottom.
While down in Tijuana Town, when asked:
"Hey meester! Do you want to fuck my seester?"
Rock replied: "Hell no! Sock it to me in the keister!
-- doggrel, circa 1985
by Nelly Scratch December 7, 2006
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<man 1> man i wish we had some blow for this long flight
<man 2> dont worry bro i keestered an 8ball im bout to head to the bathroom right now to get it out
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<man 1> man i wish we had some blow for this long flight
<man 2> dont worry bro i keestered an 8ball im bout to head to the bathroom right now to get it out
by the ju1ce August 18, 2003
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