kentucky jelly

KY Jelly Lubricant.....

Slop some Kentucky Jelly between her mud flaps then go in.

by Dribbla August 29, 2004

Kentucky Derby

When performing anal sex with your female partner in the doggy style position you, upon ejaculation produce such a large amount of semen that it races around to the vagina and impregnates the woman.

I was cornholing Sara and accidentally Gave her the Kentucky derby. Now I’ve gotta pay child support for the next 18 years!

by Physically a horse June 12, 2018

kentucky waterfall

The ultimate in hair-styling excellence. Classic business in the front look transitions gracefully into a party in the back waterfall, Kentucky style. Usually accompanied by Little E t-shirt, conviction record, beaten wife, and at least 4 but no more than 9 teeth.

Not to be confused with the Kentucky Virgin, though the two are not mutually exclusive.

The front of my Kentucky Waterfall says I work at the local Sunoco, but the back says I am addicted to meth.

by Charley West September 3, 2007

Kentucky Muzzleloader

While having sex with a girl you pull out. Spit your dip out onto your d!ck and put it back in...Creating the Kentucky Muzzleloader

I was having sex with this redneck when I decided to give her the kentucky muzzleloader.

by TheDeputy35 July 28, 2009

Kentucky fucked

To be fucked (non-sexually) to a great extent, resulting in damage to reputation, experiencing setbacks in one's career or suffering consequences.

Most likely originating from an r/AskReddit thread ('What was the "please stop" school presentation that you witnessed?')

"Did you hear that famous actor say the N word on TV? I hope he got Kentucky fucked"

by an-unnamed-user April 19, 2020

Kentucky Handkerchief

The practice of blowing snot out of one's nose by pressing shut one nostril and violently exhaling through the open nostril.

Dude, my nose is running and I don't have my snotrag.

Just use your Kentucky Handkerchief why don'tcha?

Handkerchief

by docdoober1 July 21, 2009

kentucky slurp

when the drink is sitting on the bar and you move ur head over to take a sip without moving any other part of your body

there she go again takin a kentucky slurp

by gabbydent13 September 10, 2019