Kentholicism

The faith, practice, or system of worship of the "Ken". Practitioners are called Keninites and they follow the teachings of Ken. Some rules include not mentioning certain topics of Ken's choosing, followers can not receive presents, they are not allow to chew with their mouths full, etc. Kentolicism has become very widely respected in it's small community of practitioners, but it will surely spread through the use of psychological tactics, including, but not limited to the Vulcan Mind Meld.

Person A: Do you want a new phone for your birthday?
Person B: Sorry, my religion, Kentholicism won't allow it.
Person A: Why? That's stupid.
Person B: Hey, I don't make the rules

by meow430 March 14, 2010

keith case

A highly visible, unsolicited erection.

Dude, I can totally see your keith case. We're just watching infomercials.

by awwwwyeahh360 April 25, 2014

Keith Younging

To have a visible boner at the gym

Ah man that guy is totally Keith Younging it. Look at his trouser tent!

Well you can't blame me for Keith Younging it with all these short shorts around!

by Guyfromcastingcouch June 22, 2016

Keithan

the best person in the world!!!

the best friend dont ever lose him

there is this guy named Keithan and i really like him

by Sarah Cameron November 4, 2020

Keith

Good at cooking, taking care of his dogs, hard working, and overall funny guy. Terrible at taking selfies and doesn’t know how to smile for the camera.

Keith is such a great guy! Wish he knew how smile for a selfie.

by Beaniebunnie March 1, 2022

Keith Z

verb, to “accidentally” stick your finger up your own asshole while jerking off

dude, i heard that guy did a straight up keith z

by 8um8l3b33 September 4, 2022

Keith valley

The worst school in the world with teachers who like little girls and kids who jerk off in the rest rooms and don’t clean their semen.

I went to Keith valley for 3 years, I have ptsd.

by Wyatt Tinari January 20, 2023