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Keanu

The best name for the best person ever in my life. He is amazing, kind, caring, and lovable. He is funny and fun to be with. The way he carries our conversations makes me fall in love with him more. I love how his ears and nose go red whenever he is being complimented. He's shy sometimes but he gets playful and fun when you get to know him. He is a crybaby though, a clingy person, and energetic but that makes me love him more. He may appear intimidating because of his appearance but he is a softie when you get to know him lol.
Me: Keanu is so amazing, I love him so much. I love him I love him I love him-
Friends: Okay, we get it. Congrats
by mahiwagangbilaoniscara May 14, 2022
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Keanu is a badass, he’s very cool no matter what he’s doing. If he’s smashing 10000000000 girls, killing people with pencils or telling me to wake the fuck up cos I have a city to burn. This man is a fucking legend
by Agueroooooo December 27, 2020
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Someone very weak and stupid, the only reason they exist is to mop floors and clean mugs.
I saw a keanu in the cafeteria today
by keanusgirlfriendhuayi August 27, 2021
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A Keanu Marcus is a vocalist for a shitty band called Kill the Blonde.
Keanu sucks Ryan’s dick to record music.
Is Keanu the vocalist of that shit band KTB?
Wow did I just see Keanu?! That’s sad.
by Kill the Blonde Vocalist September 15, 2020
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keanu kimchee

he is a small korean sex god and has no other traits
this bitch keanu kimchee is asian as fuck
by jakeperry9803 April 26, 2023
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Keanu is a plosh, very mature and dislexic. pretty much the perfect guy.
person1: "Omg he is so mature and PLOSH, but dislexic"

person2: "its must be a Keanu then"
by DaniQZY February 9, 2024
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