kansas twinkie

the act of blowing your load in a chicks pussy then scooping the jiz out with bread and eating it

man i gave that bitch a kansas twinkie and she was lovin it

by matt stults and tyler jones November 10, 2007

Kansas 10

A woman who is considered very attractive, only because those around her are pretty average. If she was in another setting, she wouldn't be much to look at, at all.

An expression used by insult comic Lisa Lampanelli.

Barry: "I picked this chick up in the bar last night and took her home."
Mike: "Was she hot?"
Barry: "Nah, she was a Kansas 10."
Mike: "So, about a New York 3?"

by Bucko_NZ September 5, 2007

kansas tomato

having sex with someone during their period

little did i know, i was in the middle of a kansas tomato... messy i tell yah

by a ly August 13, 2006

Kansas raised

A mix of helpless teens, full of stolen booze from pa, and mid weed sold by your local gas station employee. You can find these wild hogs sporting a mullet with the sides of the head shaved driving lifted trucks.

Oh don't mind Gauge, he's just Kansas raised

by c0c master March 21, 2022

The Kansas Tornado

When you Insert your penis into a blender, and hope it feels good

Denis performed The Kansas Tornado, and is now bleeding profusely, out of his cock

by Mr.CockBlender December 30, 2022

kansas earthquake

Having sex on a rickety washing machine with your legs on your partner’s shoulders.

Wanna go in the laundry room and try a Kansas earthquake?

by st0nedare November 28, 2020

Kansas Coathook

When you have to drive to Kansas for an abortion because Oklahoma and Texas banned them.

The girl I scored with at the bar last week called and said she might be pregnant. Oklahoma banned abortions this week so I had to get a Kansas Coathook.

by Summitlt April 13, 2022