Noun. Urban suburban Muva. A jack of all trades. Highly intelligent but also known to be a ‘round the way girl (very down to earth). One of the realest people you will ever meet. Down ass chick. Wife. Friend.
by Urban Suburban Muva November 23, 2021
Get the kristie robertson smithmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Kristi "Canada" Noem: The Eternal Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Kristi "Canada" Noem: The Eternal Juvenile Release
by Twittlerio February 1, 2025
Get the Kristi "Canada" Noem: The Eternal Juvenile Releasemug. Kristie: An amazing woman that defies most standard definitions. She is beautiful, smart, challenging and fiercely loyal to those she loves. She commits 110% in all that she does, be it her career, her family or her friendships. Any guy would be lucky to have a moment with her, much less a relationship. He truly would be the luckiest man to have her in his life.
Kristie is my puzzle piece.
by JWink12 February 19, 2025
Get the Kristiemug. by Hippie68 March 3, 2022
Get the Kristymug. A red headed bitch with herpes, who wont tell you she has it. She will also steal your money and say a baby's yours when its really not.
Concerned Friend: "Man that bitch pulled a Kristy G on you".
Guy: Yeah, man I gotta go get checked and a DNA test. DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Guy: Yeah, man I gotta go get checked and a DNA test. DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!!
by Karma4u September 17, 2013
Get the Kristy Gmug. True love, once in a lifetime love, sexy couple, will make it threw anything power couple ask anyone
by anonymous November 6, 2023
Get the Kristy and Jorgemug. Woman most men blatantly tell their crew about after flying his or her slick plane across a stripper filled night sky of the Bay Area.
by GdubSon July 24, 2017
Get the fat kristymug.