KIA

Sexual activity unexpectedly interrupted by a third party.

She was blowing me in her Kia when her mother showed up and blew it off: That blow-job was KIA!

by bs55 October 15, 2017

Kia

Know it all

I see you know it all. I👀kia

by Evalegit December 26, 2022

Baby Kia

The most insane rapper to walk this earth.

Person 1 you heard that new baby Kia?
Person 2 yea was he even rapping or plotting a murder?

by Just a person who wrote sum March 10, 2024

baby kia

evil atl rapper

baby kia- lets play a little game i made all u gotta do is pick a candy bar one got a blade, if we eat the wrong one istg boy thats on you, all ik if u spit the sh out i bet i shoot.

by idkidk198 January 2, 2024

Kia Stinger

A shitty sports sedan that's made by one of the most shittiest car companies out there right now. And what I mean by shitty, is that it's quality on the whole car is not there, their transmissions are garbage, and both of their turbocharged 2.0L I4 and 3.3L V6 engines are not strong whatsoever. Even though Hyundai thought about throwing in the 5.0L V8 with a whopping 420 horsepower that was formally used in the Genesis G80 and G90, but with all these dumbass ratings and all other bureaucratic bullshit that's blocking most car companies from making natural aspirated engines, Hyundai decided to ditch the decision and throw in their shitty turbocharged engines that are not as fast as the V8 which I believe was a dumb decision that was made. The Kia Stinger is an awesome looking car, there's no lie about that. But do not, and I mean DO NOT, let the looks fool you! It can be a real pain to maintain these vehicles. Whenever it gets used liberally, everything will wear out like crazy. Just beware everyone. Don't buy a Stinger! Period!

Bro! My Kia Stinger is fucking awesome man!

Me: Is it huh? Try out my Toyota Camry TRD!

Bro! You got a Camry that's boring as hell?!! That motherfucker is slow asf! And no turbos too?!!! What a fucking joke!!!

Me: Okay, so you're saying a Camry with a natural aspirated V6 with 300 horsepower can always be put to shame by that Korean pile of junk?!!

Fuck yeah bitch! I got my engine with twin turbos stocked! This fucker will beat your ass, ong!

Me: Okay, have fun sending your car to the junkyard after beating the shit out of your vehicle! Bet ya on anything it won't hit 300k miles huh?

Um... Uhh......

Me: Exactly bitch!

by Shb99 March 15, 2023

Kia

A massive ginger cunt

Can’t believe Kia punched my gran, she’s even life support dirty bitch

by Patrick swazee May 31, 2020

Kias

Kias is a big hugger and a kind soul. At times he may switch to an alter ego where you may be challenged by big dick energy. That is not for consumption. Keep Kias out your mouth and especially away from children. We love Big Daddy Kias.

Big Boy Kias is on a mad one today lads. He just squashed an infant under his boot with ease!

by The UK's Messiah April 13, 2020