Kia

Karen’s best friend.Kia could be a nice person, that could play the role of being nice to people she dislikes,very good at acting. She could be a good listener, but could pretend to be an acquaintance. Has a quirky personality but its a disguised to get people to like her, and hide her personality disorder. Could have issues with her sexuality, but she is true to her family. Has trouble making decisions about her career, could have a career of success but likes to take breaks, in reality she not happy with her career choices. Loves to take breaks, manipulates people to do her job or things for her. Usually works as a cashier, or as a server. She loves animals, and the beach. Could be a type of car.

Karen: I love Kia she is my best friend!

by NatVeryCool November 23, 2021

Kia soul

Car that consumes human souls and converts them into life-like hamsters. It is unknown what Kia concocts in order to keep this cars from being banned from sale. Deep dark magic may be used in these vehicles. Stay far away from these evil spirits. Or else you’ll be converted into a rat-like man named Kevin.

Keith was found running on a hamster wheel and drinking from a hamster bottle yesterday. Police are stumped as to what happened to him.

I think he bought a Kia soul. ( 2013 lime green 0% down 45% compound interest). And was transferred into the body of a small rodent.

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024

Baby Kia

Baby Kia is a American Rapper born and raised in Atlanta, Georgia who is the pioneer of a type of music titled “Crashout” where they do not give a care in the world what they say.

Baby Kia is a D1 Crashout

by Ihatecybertrucks July 3, 2024

Matteo and Kia

Best couple ever.

P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.

by supersillysausage July 19, 2024

Matteo and Kia

Best couple ever period.

P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.

by supersillysausage July 19, 2024

Kia Stinger

A shitty sports sedan that's made by one of the most shittiest car companies out there right now. And what I mean by shitty, is that it's quality on the whole car is not there, their transmissions are garbage, and both of their turbocharged 2.0L I4 and 3.3L V6 engines are not strong whatsoever. Even though Hyundai thought about throwing in the 5.0L V8 with a whopping 420 horsepower that was formally used in the Genesis G80 and G90, but with all these dumbass ratings and all other bureaucratic bullshit that's blocking most car companies from making natural aspirated engines, Hyundai decided to ditch the decision and throw in their shitty turbocharged engines that are not as fast as the V8 which I believe was a dumb decision that was made. The Kia Stinger is an awesome looking car, there's no lie about that. But do not, and I mean DO NOT, let the looks fool you! It can be a real pain to maintain these vehicles. Whenever it gets used liberally, everything will wear out like crazy. Just beware everyone. Don't buy a Stinger! Period!

Bro! My Kia Stinger is fucking awesome man!

Me: Is it huh? Try out my Toyota Camry TRD!

Bro! You got a Camry that's boring as hell?!! That motherfucker is slow asf! And no turbos too?!!! What a fucking joke!!!

Me: Okay, so you're saying a Camry with a natural aspirated V6 with 300 horsepower can always be put to shame by that Korean pile of junk?!!

Fuck yeah bitch! I got my engine with twin turbos stocked! This fucker will beat your ass, ong!

Me: Okay, have fun sending your car to the junkyard after beating the shit out of your vehicle! Bet ya on anything it won't hit 300k miles huh?

Um... Uhh......

Me: Exactly bitch!

by Shb99 March 15, 2023

Kia soul owner

Child of devil

Let’s go beat up that Kia soul owner, why? Because they are a Kia soul owner

by literal-gargoyle April 13, 2025