keen as shit

Extremely excited about something. So excited there is an inability to think of any other word at the time so the swear word shit is used.

Hey man want to ride my motorcycle?
Oh my god! Hell yes! I’m keen as shit

by Wise plumber February 27, 2018

pulled a keen

when someone tells a really stupid joke but its so dumb its funny

fred really pulled a keen when he told the pun about zebras

by jojopotatoe42 November 05, 2020

keen run

swift run
Then he tiptoed his way cautiously among the tree till he felt that he was out of hearing, and straightway broke into a keen run in the direction of the sandbar.

I take a keen run when a dog bark at me.

by John Lu November 25, 2022

keened

to make something so bad its funny

fred wrote a joke book but his editor keened it

by jojopotatoe42 November 03, 2020

keened

when someone makes a joke/comic/story thats so dumb its funny

fred made joke book but his ghost writer keened it

by jojopotatoe42 November 03, 2020

hehe get keen

when you don't have a clue what to say and you need to fill in the silence

*crickets*

HEHE GET KEEN

by unicorrn_69 September 02, 2020

Keens Elm House

The hottest boys year 9 boarding house at millfield school. Known for its ultra sexy boys

Grace- mate I’m going on campus with a boy from keens elm house

Lilly- fuck your a lucky sod

by Jamie12958 May 28, 2021