Jumpers Hit It

Literally, "Jumpers Hit It" is a command used in the US Army Airborne community to initiate the "Hit It" exercise. It is a drill used to familiarize jumpers with the action of activating the reserve parachute if they feel no opening shock after a 4 second count.

In Airborne lore, "Jumpers Hit It" is a classically common tramp stamp tattoo among female parachute riggers and female paratroopers in general.

The "Jumpers Hit It" tattoo is an iconic representation of everything that is desirable in the character and persona of a truly successful female paratrooper. She is bold. She has a twisted sense of humor on par with that of her male counterparts. She is without inhibitions sexually. Most importantly, her intrinsic level of comfort with her debaucherous drunken exploits with many many partners is so ingrained into her personality, she thinks a permanent indicator of that, tattooed on her body is funny as hell.

>> Dude have you ever actually seen a girl who had the Jumpers Hit It tattoo??

>> Nah but I saw pictures of it in the books in several tattoo shops around Fort Bragg, NC..so I know at least some girls out there have to have it..

by ABN_PMPN505 June 18, 2011

Dirt jumper

1. A person who rides a medium sized fixed gear cycle that forms the look of a bmx bike with suspension, they are considered to be the most badass style of rider and they get the most pussy

2. A style of bicycle that is used to participate in dirt cycling and tricking

My boyfriend is a dirtjumper and I want his cock all the time.

I am trying to get my girlfriend to buy a dirt jumper but they are very expensive

by AirMtb April 9, 2015

Jumper cables

The act of giving two handjobs to two separate men at the same time. This term was "dubbed" as jumper cables because "positive" and "negative" penises being black and white, though not necessarily referring to this. Used sometimes to describe brothers on the DL. Real dedication and skill have to be used to create the appropriate amount of pleasure in both parties. Both members being pleasured must ejaculate at the same time, just like jump starting a car.

I gave jumper cables to my dad and brother at the same time, and it really jump started my heart (mouth).

by Jameson Dillon June 21, 2007

couch jumper

A person who attempts to cover up his or her homosexuality by marrying someone of the opposite sex. See Tom Cruise

Mark: Did you hear that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce?

Steve: Yeah, it's no big surprise, though. Everyone knows he's a couch jumper.

by Dr. Rockett July 2, 2012

Spam Jumper

"Spam Jumping" is a term used by angry noobs and 10 year olds in Murder Mystery 2 on Roblox. Apparently, if you jump more than 3 times, you're SpAm JuMpEr and should be banned from the game forever. Remember, kids, you're not allowed to use any technique in Murder Mystery 2, or you'll piss a little kid off.

poopystinkyfart56234 (Level 18): "u nob u r just a spam jumper lol u not good at this game u nob lololol"

WwwxxxDfDg (Level 60): "Yes, I'M the noob."

by Not a dumba$$ July 21, 2022

jumper

someone who can drink alcohol and continue drinking without getting drunk as they do it. Instead of gradually getting drunk they go from relatively sober to completely shitfaced

originating in MoCo

"Bro, by the 8th shot i was so done, but fred was still fine after his 8th. I fell asleep for a few seconds and then woke up and he became sooo drunk after and tried having sex with ashley! He's such a jumper!"

by CarriedAway April 26, 2012

Fence Jumper

A illegal person from either mexico,cantral or south america

geroge lopez is a fence jumper

by Carlos martinez December 28, 2005