Jules Jordan Cocktail

Collecting cum from an orifice (esp. the ass) in a cup and having someone drink it. This porn routine was made famous by the great gonzo porn director Jules Jordan. Similar to felching, but the cum is collected in a cup.

In Weapons of Ass Destruction, Jules Jordan fired his load into Bella Donna’s ass and used a high ball glass to catch the load after he pulled his dick out of her ass. Then, he had her drink the Jules Jordan Cocktail.

by tonymarc May 19, 2009

Julesed

To get “Julesed” is the physical action of being bopped in the face after a dispute over a chocolate bar

Freddie : “give me a quid you took my chocolate bar”

Jules : “no bastard” *hits Freddie*

Luca : “oh shit he just got Julesed”

by ur_gandads_sandal January 16, 2019

Julien

Julien is a great and amazing person that's always there for you. If he ever see's you cry, he'll try to comfort you and try to make you happy again. Julien is very funny and caring. To have a friend like Julien, is like having hope.

Thank you Julien for changing my life in a better way.
Julien, i can always count on you.
Julien is always there for me.

by RuSSian CHild June 8, 2018

Julius

Julius is not very noticeable at first but if you get to know him and he shares his humour he can be so funny at times but he can also annoy a lot of people his humour consists of insulting others and himself because that's all he knows. He also Catches Feelings WAY to fast and if he catches feelings for you he will reply to your messages in a instant without fail unless he is SUPER busy and if he tells someone he loves them he MEANS it with all of his soul because its hard for him to trust people because of what he has experienced

Person 1: Julius told me he loved me the other day

Person 2: Really? He barely tells his close friends that he loves them

Person 1:Yea, he did i can tell he meant it as well

by Unknown121334145441 November 16, 2021

Juliet

A sweet girl who really likes having fun and laughing... she's never bad, never sad. Perfect in every way

Juliette... ah the smell of fresh flowers

by Fruitloops May 21, 2004

Juliette

A really beautiful girl. Always the nicest and has very pretty hair. The one to keep everyone happy. Has a mean streak though and most likely stays with her group of friends. Also average on the smartness level and has a great sense of style.

Girl 1: Omgg!! Im like reallllliii sadd right noww

Juliette: Aww do you need a hug? Maybe we should go get some pinkberry and go shopping

Girl 1: Thats like a GREAT idea!!

Juliette: Totally!

by Jessica Lace August 3, 2009

romeo and juliet

A dumb story that you are forced to read during freshman year or at some point in high school. It is about two sexually aroused teenagers who want to fuck after knowing each other for an hour. They both die in the end oops.

Y'all have to read romeo and juliet this year. Rest in peace.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018