July 1st

A day when the baddest of the bad are born😌. July 1st babies are gorgeous and a ray of sunshine, but when you get them mad they wanna get bold😳. Favorite things in the world themselves, loved ones, animals; and most definitely money 💰. Even Princess Diana was born July 1st, that’s what made her a goat 🐐 Fr. Don’t for get Kayla Bylon and Magic Mike XXL😏

Damn I wish I was born on July 1st, what a pity.

by Rainbow Koala October 15, 2019

July 3rd

National makeout with your girl day <3

Nationaly Makeout with your girlfriend on July 3rd and respect taken woman

by Hairy poop July 2, 2021

July 7th

Why are you even looking here? People should already know that July 7th is the baddest bitch day.

Girl 1: That's Emily, the coolest girl in school.

Girl 2: Was she born on July 7th?

Girl 1: Obviously.

by weirdresult October 23, 2019

July 23rd

July 23rd was the day the best boy band in the world got together aka one direction.

omg is july 23rd one direction got together this day

by One direction guru June 23, 2020

July 12

It’s the day you were born! It is also the day you will rise to power. Those petty mortals will bow beneath you, and cower in fear. You will become a god. Complete what is necessary.

“Oh it’s July 12th time to rise up to power and make the foolish mortals bow down beneath me.”

by KalamataOlive October 18, 2019

July 22

The birthday of the most baddest bitch you could ever meet in your life nobody can top them

Ain’t ha birthday July 22 she baddd

by Bigbootykane October 15, 2019

July 19

The day when the best friends in the world are born. If you know someone who was born on this day, suck up to them quick. Because once you meet them, you never want to lose them, they are the absolute best people in the world 💞❤😬💜💛💚💙💘💝💖💗💓💟

Girl 1: was she born on July 19??
Girl 2: hell yeah!!! Lets go over to her

by HermioneGrangerLovesTigers October 26, 2019