jude allizade

someone who likes sucking dick, and is the biggest nitty and bumlick you know

wow is that a jude allizade

yeah i saw him bumlicking charlie last week

by Jude Is A Fucking WasteMan September 25, 2019

Jude Law

Handsome, sexy actor who has an ugly nanny fetish.

Girl 1: *after reading tabloid* "Jude Law cheated on Sienna Miller with THAT??!"

Girl 2: "She's so FUGLY with those beady little eyes and plain-looking features. She'd make Paris Hilton look good!"

by fags-in-the-shower March 1, 2006

jude d

A boy who acts kinda stupid, but will have girls after him, especially small ones, because jude is a small person.

'Hey - look, it's Jude D.'
'And behind him is a small girl!'
'Ha ha!'

irritating small girly blonde

by drowningcat4real June 29, 2014

jude henshaw

Has more mates than anyone and can be a bit arrogant. He is shit at running but talks himself up anyway

Jude Henshaw is running today, but he wont do well.

by TisNotME March 8, 2017

Jude Law

Real name: David Law}

hello i'm Jude Law, also known as David Law

by bell January 1, 2005

Jude Law

SEXY MAMA!!

not only a great actor, but the sexiest man alive!

what more can you ask for?

movies include:
-the closer
-the aviator
-AI
-road to perdition
-cold mountain
-the holiday
-gattaca
-wilde
-slueth
ect ect ect

~2 oscar nominations~

*daughter reads tabloid on jude law cheating on sienna miller*

"I want to be his nanny someday!"

by loverussat October 9, 2008

Jude Law

Generally good actor, flopped a bit in Alfie but it was a shite movie anyway so he didnt have a lot to work with. cheated on sienna miller, fiancee, with the nanny.

yeh ok, he is quite cute too

by Sarah Deee August 11, 2005