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Joyced

Name given to the recipient of a thrown dildo to the face. The term was coined after New Zealand politician Steven Joyce was hit in the face with a pink dildo hurled by a protestor during an interview in early 2016.

Often used in conjunction with the phrase "That's for raping our sovereignty!"
Tom: That's a nasty bruise on your face, dick.
Dick: Yeah, I got Joyced by my girlfriend after an argument.
Harry: You must have raped her sovereignty.
by byrdfl3w September 24, 2016
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Joyce

Centre figure of the joycism mythology. Born amidst salt and smoke it is believed to have died and resurected a million times, for what is dead may never die but rises again stronger. After having walked the path of life, love and disspair many times, Joyce searches for a soulmate to walk along it one more time.
Oh my sweet summer Joyce, what do you know about Joyce? Joyce is for the Joyce, when the Joyce fall a sevety-three and a half joyce deep. Fear is for the long Joyce, when Joyce hides for years and Joyce is born and lives and dies, all in darkness. That is the time for Joyce, my little Joyce, when the white Joyce moves through the woods. Thousands of years ago there came a Joyce that lasted a generation. Joyce froze to death in its castle, same as Joyce its hut. And Joyce smothered its babies rather than see them starve, and wept and felt the tears freeze its cheeks. So is this the sort of story you like, Joyce?

James Joyce, My story
by Joyce2 February 10, 2017
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meera joyce

Meera Joyce is a Jean Nikko's life, happiness, love, the one that he never leave, and she is so much everything to him.

A Jean Nikko loves a Meera Joyce so much .
Jean Nikko can do anything to a Meera Joyce to her keep Happy.
by JNTD June 9, 2021
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Joyce Kinney

Family Guy character who primarily serves as replacement of Diane Simmon's position of co-anchoring with Tom Tucker.

She also dislikes Lois Griffin.
Lois Griffin: Hey, I'm sorry for what I have done during Highschool.

Joyce Kinney: Doesn't stop me publicating a news article about your slutiness in a porno.
by alekschentseto October 17, 2022
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Joyce

A Joyce likes to make things about her. Joyce’s often say they’re moving to Boston, but don’t actually move to Boston.
Joyce doesn’t live in Boston.
by Giggly_PVP November 23, 2021
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sydney joyce

A wild Sydney is a phsycopathic person who may or may not watch hentai in her spare time
by Despacitio March 6, 2020
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Jacob Joyce

A kid with a big cock, good sense of humor, good friend, easy to love, GREAT TO FUCK!!
Girl- “I fucked that kid Jacob Joyce last night.”
Her friend- “OMG! How was it?”
Girl- “GREAT! He is massive!”
by German_Catholic_Jew February 14, 2020
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