joseliz

She's super wild and crazy. She can't choose who she wants to be with and even if she does, if that person she chooses don't like her back, she'll talk to some other bitch. She's wild, she has curly dark hair, and she's pretty. Her nipples pop out of her shirt alot and she grabs everyone's attention. She's queer and she likes to play both guys and girls. She talks to people far away from her and moves on to someone else. On the good side she is funny, she will make you smile, make your day, and will stick up for you no matter what

Boy: Who's that bitch over there?

Girl: Shut up that's josie the rat!

Girl 2: Yeah that's joseliz!

by Redmoshi01 November 15, 2021

Josemon

106 fat cats on discord. FREE MONEY!!! (no virus)

Josemon (free mone) gave me 2 dolar yesterday

by Max Stukie December 21, 2021

San Jose Blonde

noun - Asian girl, typically with naturally long black hair that has been chemically altered with bleach or hydrogen peroxide. Normally found in San Jose, CA. Associated closely to the natural blonde and gold digger. Drawn to locations where guys have luxury cars.

Dude, did you see that San Jose blonde jocking my ride.

by shortcut3d October 1, 2008

No way, Jose!

Old timer's vernacular, used to express disbelief or disagreement. You can also use it to say "no" to someone named Jose.

Nancy: Fred, I'm pregnant.
Fred: No way, Jose!

Jose: Dude, can I borrow ten bucks?
Mike: No way, Jose.

by sammabanana August 23, 2007

sloppy jose

When you have sex with your girlfriend and her mom in the same day and then steal their hubcaps.

Man, Drew pulled off the sloppy jose, getting his girlfriend and her mom in one day. Then he stole their hubcaps!

by Capn26 September 15, 2008

San Jose intersection

A city street intersection where cars stack up on a red light, while a green light persists in the other direction in spite of the fact that there are no cars travelling through the intersection in that direction.

Sure, I'm stopped at a San Jose intersection, so I've got plenty of time.

by Alfetta159 October 21, 2010

Josep

The most sexiest person in the world. Getting Josep as a boyfriend is harder than winning the lottery. If you get Josep you are really lucky.

Josep is really cool.

by Boby Wasabi April 5, 2018