Plug: this is sour d bruh u aint gun get better shit than this
Lil bish: ill do u $10 for an egg
Plug: trust me bruh im jooging you here, $20 for a g
Lil bish: fine ill cop
Lil bish: ill do u $10 for an egg
Plug: trust me bruh im jooging you here, $20 for a g
Lil bish: fine ill cop
by I sell oregano to kids October 17, 2016
Get the Jooging mug.Receiving an alcohol enema. The alcohol can be of any variety, but it is more commonly known as "joosed" due to the popularity of receiving the enema with the flavored/caffeinated malt beverage, "Joose".
The effervescence of the "joosing" is thought to increase the alcohol absorption into the bloodstream (over other non-carbonated alcohol enemas with the same alcohol percentage).
The enema is administered via a joose-bag or common drug-store enema (see Fleet Enema for an example). The joose bag resembles a pastry bag and has multiple joose nozzles that can be swapped out for varying levels of pleasure and experience. Additionally, it is recommended that when sharing a joose bag between two or more individuals, a separate nozzle (or bag) should be used per recipient.
The bag is filled with the alcoholic beverage, while keeping one finger under the tip of the nozzle. The open end is then folded over and sealed tight.
The recipient must then remove their pants and undergarments and recline in either a horizontal or angled position to position the rectum as north as possible.
A second individual will then administer the joosing. (Experienced joosers will be able to administer their own with practice.) The recipient must then remain in an anus-northward position until it is time to "pull the ripcord," or release the alcohol from his/her anus.
If the alcoholic beverage is of a lower alcohol percentage, the recipient may then choose to be plugged with a silicone "cork" or joose plug. The recipient can then be mobile until the "ripcord" is pulled.
More information can be found here (section 5):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
Joosing is extremely dangerous, and many people have died from alcohol poisoning from it. It is NOT recommended that anyone practice this form of alcohol consumption.
Please see the 2007 Darwin Award winner:
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html
The effervescence of the "joosing" is thought to increase the alcohol absorption into the bloodstream (over other non-carbonated alcohol enemas with the same alcohol percentage).
The enema is administered via a joose-bag or common drug-store enema (see Fleet Enema for an example). The joose bag resembles a pastry bag and has multiple joose nozzles that can be swapped out for varying levels of pleasure and experience. Additionally, it is recommended that when sharing a joose bag between two or more individuals, a separate nozzle (or bag) should be used per recipient.
The bag is filled with the alcoholic beverage, while keeping one finger under the tip of the nozzle. The open end is then folded over and sealed tight.
The recipient must then remove their pants and undergarments and recline in either a horizontal or angled position to position the rectum as north as possible.
A second individual will then administer the joosing. (Experienced joosers will be able to administer their own with practice.) The recipient must then remain in an anus-northward position until it is time to "pull the ripcord," or release the alcohol from his/her anus.
If the alcoholic beverage is of a lower alcohol percentage, the recipient may then choose to be plugged with a silicone "cork" or joose plug. The recipient can then be mobile until the "ripcord" is pulled.
More information can be found here (section 5):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
Joosing is extremely dangerous, and many people have died from alcohol poisoning from it. It is NOT recommended that anyone practice this form of alcohol consumption.
Please see the 2007 Darwin Award winner:
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html
Damn! Me and the boys went out last night and got straight joosed in the ass! That old dude hooked us up proper with joose-bags and nozzles for us all!
by Leeroy Jenkem February 23, 2009
Get the joosed mug.Used in the central florida area as:
A drug addict, somewhere between the age of 18-30.
Will almost do anything to get high, usually something of the deceptive nature.
Can be usually identified by skin and bones covered in baggy clothing.
A drug addict, somewhere between the age of 18-30.
Will almost do anything to get high, usually something of the deceptive nature.
Can be usually identified by skin and bones covered in baggy clothing.
R: We shouldn't of invited Phil over.
S:Why? Did he pinch from your weed sack again?
R: Yeah, that and he stole my 80 fuckin cents I had sitting on the counter, probably to buy more pills or crack
S: He certainly is a text-book joog.
S:Why? Did he pinch from your weed sack again?
R: Yeah, that and he stole my 80 fuckin cents I had sitting on the counter, probably to buy more pills or crack
S: He certainly is a text-book joog.
by Fuzzy Slippers222222 February 26, 2011
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Get the Joogsy mug.Make sure to get you some Joosje. Whenever I need help or advice I go to Joosje, I love how non-judgemental she is. She is always willing to listen to anyone and help them out with anything they are going through. She is a very trustworthy person, and she won't ever back stab you. A Joosje can be a bit lazy sometimes, but in a total human way. And don't underestimate her for she is talented in every way possible. She can sing, act, cook, write, and draw and she is very athletic. She's also incredibly smart. Talking to a Joosje is half the work!
Joosje is the most known for being very kind to everyone. She truly cares about people and their feelings and will never do anything to hurt you. She always supports her friends and mostly sees the good in people. But a Joosje can also be morose, and she is often not so sure of herself. Despite her somewhat low-selfesteem, she has madly strong opinions, in a good way.
Important: Joosje is the most sarcastic person you will ever meet. Sometimes she can be so sarcastic that people will think she's for real.
What more can I say: She just got the whole package. Do you know that song 'Joosje got it all, she's the perfect pal, Joosje got it all'? Probs not, I just made it up. If you find yourself a Joosje, your life will be all shiny and sunny again *a lot of intense shining sun emojis*.
Joosje is the most known for being very kind to everyone. She truly cares about people and their feelings and will never do anything to hurt you. She always supports her friends and mostly sees the good in people. But a Joosje can also be morose, and she is often not so sure of herself. Despite her somewhat low-selfesteem, she has madly strong opinions, in a good way.
Important: Joosje is the most sarcastic person you will ever meet. Sometimes she can be so sarcastic that people will think she's for real.
What more can I say: She just got the whole package. Do you know that song 'Joosje got it all, she's the perfect pal, Joosje got it all'? Probs not, I just made it up. If you find yourself a Joosje, your life will be all shiny and sunny again *a lot of intense shining sun emojis*.
'Go in Joosje and you'll come out 5 times wiser, happier, and funnier'
'Joosje basically made my test because she taught me like, everything'
'Where's Joosje? Not here? I will die.'
'I had an off-day, but Joosje made me feel okay'
'Oh my god, you saw Joosje? She is bestfriend-material!'
'Joosje basically made my test because she taught me like, everything'
'Where's Joosje? Not here? I will die.'
'I had an off-day, but Joosje made me feel okay'
'Oh my god, you saw Joosje? She is bestfriend-material!'
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