Shaking hands with President Johnson

1. To whack of your big black cock.
2. To whack of your very hard cock.

Billy couldn't wait to get home where he would be shaking hands with President Johnson in his room while his mom was out.

by SpudsAreDuds December 16, 2015

Law of Gus Johnson

The law that states whenever the excitable announcerGus Johnson is calling a college basketball or NFL game, something exciting will happen. It doesn't matter if it's during March Madness or during a meaningless game between Iowa Tech/Milwaukee College of Art, the law is always in effect when Gus is present.

Look at this game on CBS, it's tied 64-64 with 5 seconds left. The Law of Gus Johnson is in effect again.

by Your all idiot's April 20, 2011

maureen johnson

a performance artist in the east village in the musical rent. maureen craves attention. prior to rent, she dated mark cohen but then borke up with him and is now dating joanne jefferson. they have an on-again, off-again relationship.

"maureen johnson, just back frlom her spectacular one night engagement at the eleventh street lot, will perform native american tribal chants, backward, through her vocoder, while accompanying herself on the electric cello. which she aint never studied"

maureen: "this diva needs her stage!"

by iron_man June 23, 2006

johnson sauce

1. seminal fluid
2. cum
3. skeet skeet skeet!

i bet the tube sock next to his bed is filled with johnson sauce!

by lllllllcKlllllll April 15, 2008

Bill Johnson

The lead singer in the band "Twenty Øne Pilots" commonly known as Tyler Joseph but Bill Johnson is better

Me: Have you seen the new photo of Bill Johnson?
Friend: Y E S he looks amazing !

( hah this was made by @Twenty0nelosers follow me :> )

by Twenty0nelosers June 13, 2018

Akeem Johnson

Akeem Jonhson is a bot, he's bad at Fortnite, Forza, GTA, ect.

I had to carry Akeem Johnson in a duos match.

by Shepkanspell January 26, 2020

Arne Johnson

1.) The sexiest man to ever exist ever. 2.) The absolute STAR of The Conjuring 3. 3.) King of Sex Idols

“Who is that sex god over there?”
“Thats Arne Johnson you dumbass fucking bitch learn some respect.”

by wh0re4nikkisixxx June 9, 2021