t jones

Your mother or female guardian.

Yo dawg, i gots ta call my t jones before i do anything.

by logan marks September 15, 2005

jack jones

All alone

I was sat there on my Jack Jones, like a right billy no mates

by pony June 16, 2003

Pacman Jones

-noun.
An ignorant ass motherfucker who was a starting cornerback in the NFL for the Tennesse Titans. Suspended by NFL commissioner Roger Goodell in 2006 after more than 10 arrests across several states. His most notable offense was "making it rain" in a strip club by emptying more than $30,000 from 40 gallon trashbags and then requesting the money back. The incident caused a riot in the strip clud which led Jones' nontourage to fire guns, hitting one of the security guards in the chest, severing his spine and rendering him permanently disbaled.

Pacman Jones is the filth scum of the earth who does not deserve reinstatement into the NFL ever.

by Michael J. Waldren April 17, 2008

peter jones

Peter jones is a nice guy who tries to hard. He is a fuckboi, and doesn't treat his friends well. Most of the time he is funny and a good friend, but will desert you the second he thinks he has a chance of making out with someone.

Don't hate Peter Jones a lot of people already do.

If only he hadn't turned into a Peter Jones.

by VioletSparks May 30, 2016

Poynter-Jones

Derived from Danny Jones & Dougie Poynter of McFLY fame, coupling the pair's last names together.

It is a term used for 'slash' when one is writing a fan fiction about the pair.

Is sometimes shortened to 'Pones'.

Claire: "I wrote some awesome Poynter-Jones porn last night, wanna read?"

Taylor: ZOMG DANNY AND DOUGIE SEX YEYYYY

by Claire Thackray January 29, 2009

maurice jones-drew

At 5'7" 212 lbs, the halfback Maurice Jones-Drew has become widely accepted as one of the best 2nd round picks of the 2006 NFL Draft. Currently playing for the JAX Jaguars, MDJ ran for 13 touchdowns and 941 yards off 166 carries, at an average of 5.7 yards per carry in his rookie season, despite only starting one game, playing the rest behind Fred Taylor. He also got 436 yards receiving, including 2 receiving TD's. He returned 31 kicks at an average of 27.7, with one touchdown.

Maurice Jones-Drew is too small to have an impact at HB in the NFL...it worked at college but- oh crap he's great i'd best shut up

by Jonny.07 January 17, 2007

Reverse Davy Jones

noun- An event (usually a kiss or sexual experience)that is so bad, you have to repeat it again (with another person) just to erase the bad memory from your mind/body.

(from the Brady Bunch when Davy Jones kisses Marcia and she says "I'll never wash this cheek again!")

Also See 'Davy Jones'

I can't believe I ever had sex with Jimmy! Gross out! I'm gonna have to pull a reverse Davy Jones tonight at the bar and erase that disgusting memory.

by A Peeples September 29, 2008