johnny depp

a talented asctor that men will probably start to hate becasue , like Orlando Bloom, girls are like "OMg jOHNY DEPP IS sO FUCKIN hOT!". But, my friends: don't hate Johnny Depp, hate the idiotic girls that go see his movies only for him.

I'm NOT saying any girl that likes Johnny Depp is an idiot, but any girl that goes to see a Depp movie just for him is an idiot. See the movie for the movie.

johnny depp by Adrian July 22, 2006

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Johnny Depp is the Most Beautiful Person on the face of the earth, but even if he wasn't, he would still be the Sexiest Man on the Planet because he oozes sex appeal with his voice, his body language, and his attitude, but even if he wasn't the Most Beautiful or the Sexiest he would still be the Best Actor of His Generation for his amazing transformations and courage to take roles to unexplored and unexpected places. But even if he wasn't the Most Beautiful, Sexiest, and Best Actor, he would still be the Coolest Guy on the Planet because he just is.

And I knew this before any of you other people did!

johnny depp by cassady December 18, 2003

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The Formula For Becomming Johnny Depp:
Step 1: Get a half dozen meaningless tattoos and plenty of sleeveless shirts to go along.
Step 2: Grow your hair really long and have it cover your face. Join the screen actors union.
Step 3: Always look very serious while smoking something (and they'd better be something French and sophisticated).
Step 4: Now that you have the look down, get a photographer to shoot countless black and white Abercrombiesque photos of you so that little girls can hang your 40-year old body above their bed.
Step 5: Despite your new sophistication, when choosing your acting roles, remember to seek the high-paying Disney/Tim Burton Movie parts.
Step 6: Always act as eccentric as possible.
Step 7: Cash your check, and use the money to fly your personal jet to Paris.

Walk into any FYE/Newbury Comics/Spencer's Gifts for inspiration on how to become Johnny Depp.

johnny depp by Pat123456 April 9, 2006