Jefferson Von Gutenberg

A nickel bag that was lost near the cemetery with the escalators.

Oh no, i threw Jefferson Von gutenberg under the car when the cops came.

by DJPyro December 20, 2009

Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination

Abiding by standard double elimination rules until the final round of the tournament, in which it favors you to win, completely disregarding the fact that you lost the first game.

Dude, aren't we playing the tiebreaker? Nah, you forgot to account for Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination.

Sir, I got an A on my first test and a C on my second. You're telling me I can't take my third test and you're giving me C? Professor: I'm sorry, but you forgot to factor in Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination.

by Mattbat September 25, 2010

Jeffery Low

Biggest fuck to ever live

That guy who just said 1+1=9 is a Jeffery Low

by chickmunk the hufflepuff October 26, 2011

jefferson iowa

A place were you complain it is too warm in the summer and too cold in the winter

"I'm from Jefferson Iowa"

by Pengeeeeee9 December 15, 2018

Jeffersoned

To get the shit beat out of you; to take an ass beating

That guy just got Jeffersoned!

by GPD137 January 18, 2020

cash a jefferson

take a dump- as in a number 2 like the dollar

hey i gotta hit the bathroom- i have to cash a jefferson

by hoofio January 19, 2007

Richard Jefferson

A NBA basketball player who is pretty talented and good but He is the whitest Black guy I have ever heard speak. Like when I saw him I was like, this guy is gonna sound like a gangsta, and then he was like: "Well hypothetically speaking that is, we are gonna try to do our best and, just play as a team"
I almost fell off my couch, funniest thing ever.
And he's dating a white girl, so she must of had some influence on him, but lol just listen to him the next time he is having an interview... lol

an interview Richard Jefferson had with Norma Wyck
he sounded soooo white, and it took me by surprise

by Blackman 1212 May 14, 2007