Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.

Your getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

by #getrekted November 2, 2017

Spine Jousting

A new-age term for gay butt sex wherein both 'mo's are standing, and the receiving bloke is bent over.

I hear there is going to be a Spine Jousting tent at the gay pride rally.

by estratton February 26, 2008

joust and run

to jack off (Made up bye Eric and Matt)

Man im horny i gotta joust and run!

by Ferrariguy July 17, 2006

classy blow jobs

while giving a blow job, one must have her nails done, not gag, choke, or make other gross sounds. also, no extreme saliva. hold eye contact for 3-5 seconds...too much is creepy!

you're the best....you give classy blow jobs!

by other halves April 17, 2011

Rimmy Jobsco

After carelessly falling into the trap of giving a rim job to your current sexual partner, you are now considered a Rimmy Jobsco.

I just gave my girlfriend a rim job...dude your a rimmy jobsco.

by John Hancokk April 25, 2011

Jebus Rice

Something us heathen can safely say and only offend half as many people as we would have if we had actually said "Jesus Christ"

Jebus Rice! My balls are so chaffed

by Cameron September 19, 2003

jousey

A northern English expression for person/persons who are undeservedly lucky

You jousey bastards - when taking about Manchester United winning again yet again on a referee's misjudged decision.

You jousey fucker - as your opponent pots the black of the break in a game of pool.

by Chris from Oldham January 19, 2007