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Swizzy Jizzy

The act of ejaculating between a woman’s ass crack perfectly and paying your tab by swiping your Visa, MasterCard, American Express or Discover Card quickly
Hey bro, how was the sex with Mandy?

I screwed her brains out bro, but I pulled out to swizzy jizzy on that big jumbo ass! So much fun bro.
by ManMythLegendDMV May 28, 2018
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Rizzy Jizzy

When someone be rizzin you up and you start to get jizzy for them.
"Samantha be makin me feel rizzy jizzy when she rub my thigh."
by Adolf Jizzler April 27, 2024
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Mind Your Jizziness

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.
You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.
by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023
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Jizzy January

Often used to describe the event in January where you jizz (cum) everyday in January. Many people pass this event each year and it is widely celebrated.
Holy shit, Jizzy January was so easy this year”
by grassifyedlawn February 18, 2024
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Jizzy and a Glizzy

Getting a blow job while eating a hot dog.
I was at the weekend bbq. They were grilling hot dogs and burgers. I was sitting down enjoying my glizzy. When this chick just kneeled down and gave me a blow job. I jizzed and she swallowed my load. Jizzy and a glizzy
by Silver dollar tranny March 29, 2024
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Jizzy

Someone who is emo, white and depressed.
Jizzy is sleeping
by Jizzy2 March 27, 2023
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jizzie

Hey Aj, your cleats lookin jizzie bro.
by jizzie master May 8, 2021
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