jewbernation

when your parents are really annoying and don't use heat in the winter, and instead force you to wear sweatshirts and shoes in your house, and tell you to use extra covers to stay warm at night.

when i woke up this morning, i could see my breath... this jewbernation is getting old.

by tlsm1th May 5, 2009

jebberz

a word that expresses excitment

Holy jebberz, that girl was ugly!

by Chelsea February 10, 2004

jewbra

a jewish snake in the grass; a clever, slithery kike.

Alex was such a jewbra, I had to pay him gas money to come to my house for dinner.

by David Goldberg January 6, 2008

Jewlery

A stupid and senseless way for idiots to pronounce the word jewelry. Commonly spoken by those who pronounce the word nuclear as nucular.

"Hey honey, how about we go to the jewlery store and pick out your engagement ring?"

"Not a chance, moron. Hey, read a book once in a while, k?"

by silent judger September 7, 2012

Jewterus

The uterus of a non-Jewish woman who gives birth to somebody who later converts to Judaism.

Did you hear that Junior left the church and converted to Judaism? His mom must have a jewterus.

by Nictionary December 21, 2014

Jewery

A portmanteau of "jew" and "brewery". Any facility run by jews that produces liquor. Generally at higher prices, though they will blame it on high prices for raw materials, or inflation. You don't even know what inflation is, do you? Exactly.

Shlomi's Jewery produces the finest wine on the east coast

by OHYOU May 18, 2011

Jewgerfaggen

A jewish gay man. "Jew" and "Fag"

My friend is a jewgerfaggen.

by RiiBlz February 1, 2009