jersey boobs

Mounds of flesh on the female of the species that look appealing at first glance but upon closer examination closely resemble deflated pancakes.

Has anyone else noticed that Rachel Ray has Jersey Boobs?

by TheRealMarkPugner November 23, 2016

jersey city bon bon

The sexual act of while have anal sex with a man or women right before climax one pulls out with them turtle heading a shit and them cums on top of the ass crack with jizz running down covering the shit then taking a big bite.

I still have shit in me teeth from that jersey city bon bon last night.

by Pimpdaddyjeff June 2, 2018

Jersey Swap

When you’re swimming in the ocean with your boys and each of you takes off his bathing suit, throws it to one another and puts someone else's on. Particularly adventurous if done during the day/in public as it requires a short period of skinny dipping and trust that one of your brothers will throw you a pair of trunks after you throw yours away. Can also be done in a lake or, far less likely, in a pool, because of the clarity of the water and proximity to one other making it hella sus.

Went to go swimming at the beach with some of the boys last night and ended up doing a good ole fashioned Atlantic Ocean jersey swap as well. I left wearing Jeremy's trunk and he's two sizes smaller than me.

by mufwagoman7 December 12, 2022

New Jersey accent

The bitter irony in all of this is the sobering fact that people who AREN'T from New Jersey say "Joi-Zee," believing that their unfounded stereotype is how everyone in NJ says "Jersey" Perplexingly, this means that, in reality, they are stereotyping themselves.

Hey, I hear your from Joi-zee!

Yeah! Way to fuckin' go! You just failed to grasp what a New Jersey accent is! High five!

by PippityPip June 20, 2011

Central Jersey

Central Jersey is the portion of New Jersey between North Jersey and South Jersey. The actual boundaries are debatable, but if you're from Central Jersey you know it. New Jerseyans not from Central Jersey may deny the existance of a Central, but they probably have vistited to go down the shore.

Central Jersey has lots of diners, lots of NY commuters, and is the place where both Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi reside. It's where Kevin Smith is from, and where his store "Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash* is (Red Bank). Danny DeVito features Asbury Park, a Central Jersey town, in his movies, because that's where he's from. It's approximately an hour fifteen to NYC and about an hour 45 to Cape May.

It's suburbia. With Jersey attitude.

"What part of Jersey you from?"
"Central." *pause* "Red Bank? Belmar?... about 45 minutes north of Wildwood. Exit 105."

by lady joe April 3, 2005

New Jersey Giants

A term used by loyal New York Giants fans from the Jersey Metro Area due to the undeniable fact that the Giants play in East Rutherford, New Jersey and that seventy percent of the awesome people who attend the New York Giant's games are from New Jersey. The term also allows such New Jersians to remember the days of Lawrence Taylor "L.T." and dream of the team reinstating the big "Giants" insignia on the side of their blue helmets.

"The New Jersey Giants play in Giants Stadium which is located in East Rutherford, New Jersey where even some special olympics teams such as the New York Jets attempt to play full contact football."

by Aaron Throws Up The Shocker October 4, 2006

jersey plates

A popular tri-state term for "tramp stamps".

Check out the jersey plates on that one!

by JustAnotherGuyHeyYo May 11, 2009